I was playing Platinum like I've been since I got my DS back, and I realized that my new Spiritomb (my brother gave it to me a few days ago) has a high friendship with me (significant, since I only got it three days ago, but since I did the same thing for my new Milotic, it's not that big a stretch). So naturally, I go to Dr. Footstep, and set it out to get a Footstep Ribbon.

The results I got back were . . . disturbing.

That Inferna* is the most impressive of humans. It takes a lot to make me, Spiritomb, sunny and cheerful! As a show of affection, I should chomp down on the Trainer's neck . . . Hahaha . . . have no fear . . . I was merely joking . . .

*Substituted for my real game name