I've been hearing for the past day or so that this wasn't a prank, B6 is leaving, and we'll never see him again. First off, I don't think it's true, and second off, if it is, I'd like to thank him for the proto drain he gave me one time. So thank you very much Mr. B6.

Secondly, if it is true, I would like to suggest that someone else might be admin. Why? Why not? All Tufi and Smeagol and Friar Truck have done during the time that they were supposed to be leading BZP was argue over who was admin. Of course, it was probably all part of the joke, but if it wasn't...then why should we let people who are just going to argue over who really runs BZP be the head admin?

To that end, I have decided on a candidate that I shall thoroughly support through and through this head admin crisis. And it is...

THE CHEEZBURGER!!!! (with bacon too)

Why a cheeseburger, you ask? Simply this, what has a cheeseburger ever done to argue with you? What sort of argument has it ever caused? How many people(outside of PETA, and they don't count as people) has it ever upset? The point here is simple: Which would you rather have as the main admin? People who fight, or something that never fights. People who get angry, or something that couldn't possibly be angry. People who you probably didn't want to see in real life, or something that looks so delicious it will would make even the most die-hard vegetarian quit his insane calling. The choice is clear. Vote cheezburger for a better BZP.

VOTE CHEEZBURGER IN 2010!!! TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE BZP A BETTER PLACE FOR ALL!!!

-MT