The Tale Of The :wakeup2: Emote
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:wakeup2: was an emoticon who lived in a tree
Every morning he woke up to honey-flavored waffles bacon and tea
'Twas a happy life, despite the constant rain
And, about once a year, he broke a window pane
But one day Mr. 
attacked his little tree
Scaring him into a time of being depressed small-tiny
Then his tree was kidnapped by purple extra-terrestrials aliens
And it was then he discovered his uncle was Italian
His expression changed to one of unhappy grief
He whined and cried and stomped, and then he ate some beef
The moral of this story, in case you haven't caught on:
Never write a poem about emoticons...
Turakii
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