mmm peeps.... I miss them (My family didn't get them! And they got weird tasting jelly beans )

Today we are here to remember a package of Peeps.

They did not survive..the..horror of the Inferna.

For they have died by her teeth as she crushed their little marshmallow bodies and hard eyes into goo. And swallowed it. Because they taste good.

We cry over the death of these Peeps. For they were tasty.

And now they are sitting in digestive acids.

Slowly melting...burning into nutrients for Inferna.

That monster.

That Peep eating monster.

Those poor little Peeps.

We will miss them so.

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I can never eat more than 2 peeps at a time. They start to taste bad after 2.

Today we are here to remember a package of Peeps.

 

They did not survive..the..horror of the Inferna.

 

For they have died by her teeth as she crushed their little marshmallow bodies and hard eyes into goo. And swallowed it. Because they taste good.

 

We cry over the death of these Peeps. For they were tasty.

 

And now they are sitting in digestive acids.

 

Slowly melting...burning into nutrients for Inferna.

 

That monster.

 

That Peep eating monster.

 

Those poor little Peeps.

 

We will miss them so.

 

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Agreed. Cruel, cruel Inferna.

Gather around, friends, and hear the tale of the Peeps. They-...Oh, this is pointless. Move along, peoplez.

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Gather around, friends, and hear the tale of the Peeps. They-...Oh, this is pointless. Move along, peoplez.

 

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nah, we have to avenge the Peeps