The Inner Maticulations of Tums' Brain (which still contains a spelling error, folks) is being sold. In fact, my entire username is being sold. To whom, you ask? Some nerd on the Internet, I suppose. Some guy says "Hey, kid, I'll buy your username for forty-seven dollars!" And, quite frankly, it's worth it. So, I sign off for the final time as someone else takes the name.

Hi, I'm the guy taking over Tums's account. I want this account because it not only comes with Premier Membership for life, which totals about thirty-five dollats, the other seventeen will probably be spent on some Leggo set of some kind. Signing out!

-Tums

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No, not really. I just wanted to say something random.

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