Hey, everybody, look! Look at this guy here, not having blog graphics up yet! What a person deserving of public humiliation such as this, am I right?

Also, at the rate I'm going, it'll take me over 114 years to reach 10,000 posts.

Instead of shaming you I will post this spam:

i am a heron. i ahve a long neck and i scoop fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you don't repost this comment on ten pages, i will fly into your kitchen at night and make a mess of your pots and pans

Don't ask.

Dude, congrats! Now you don't look like as much of a loser!