Welcome to PNRS, the Poké News Radio Station. If you’re just tuning in there have been numerous unconfirmed reports that a Jigglypuff was killed and a Trainer was abducted by an unknown party. A moment ago we received a confirmation from Nurse Joy that a Jigglypuff was in fact murdered, and its trainer still remains missing. There have been no leads to indicate who might have-

Hold on one moment, we’ve just been informed of new evidence.

Office Jenny has reportedly found a Trainer Card at the scene of the crime. This could be an important clue to finding out who is behind this cruel and heinous act. I’ve just received word, that the missing member has been identified, the Trainer Card revealed it to be no other than Sisen. It would appear that he has been abducted and Jigglypuff died in the process of defending its master and trainer.

Our hearts go out to the family and friends of the missing trainer, as we all but wonder where he could be and who could have taken him. The trainer in all of us also goes out to the trainers remaining Pokémon, wherever they may be. We can only hope and pray the same fate has not befallen Jigglypuff’s teammates. Sisen known widely for his dedication to-

*crashes* I’m sorry there appears to be a disturbance in the recording studio.

*kaboom* It looks like a cute little Togepi has broken out of its pokeball and onto the set! Come here, little buddy-

*smack* Ouch! You’re not cute or- *smack*

I’ve just been given a list of demands… Togepi. *wallop*

LORD TOGEPI has taken over the building and has demanded that all, _{is it okay if I say cute for this?} *growls*

All attractive, pretty, delightful, charming, endearing, adorable, sweet, and appealing Pokémon must swear allegiance to Lord Togepi or the death toll will rise. It appears that Lord Togepi is behind the murder of the Jigglypuff and the kidnapper of its trainer Sisen. If all Pokémon do not follow Lord Togepi’s lead, Sisen and his remaining Pokémon will receive the same untimely fate as their deceased comrade.

It is not clear what has driven such a cute loving creature like this to such criminal activity but you can be assured we will bring you the latest breaking news as it happens. Until then, Obey Togepi.

*crashing* I’m sorry! Obey Lord Togepi, Obey LORD Togepi, Please don’t-, Stop-, I didn’t mean- LORD TOGEPI NO

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This has been a live broadcast of PNRS Radio, bringing the breaking news as it happens.

OBEY TOGEPI & VOTE