You're gonna have to do better than that, brutha.

oh you molly jobster you :angry:

Tell me, what does it feel like to be related to a fictional character made of plastic?

~B~

Tell me, what does it feel like to be related to a fictional character made of plastic?

 

~B~

Life in plastic,

It's fantastic!

You never make any entries about me ;-;

Broooosh! =3 I love you, too (probably more than JollyM up there, but don't tell anyone I said that).

~EW~

Brother, why must you hurt me so? D:

In this family, you were always the odd one. When we sat down for dinner, you always were switching your fork from hand to hand. When we had family movie night, when everyone wanted to see Jurassic Park, you insisted on seeing The Lion King. Even when most of us kids moved on up from using a Hello Kitty pink sponge and Disney bubble bath and body wash, you remained behind.

And finally -- and also the most painful thing -- is when you told Father that you didn't want to be a Mafia hitman but rather a jolly mobster. It was this fact that gave the Mafioso his heart attack, and it was this that killed him. And now, with me in his seat, you should be content that I am not sending your other brothers to kill you and instead even speak to you at all.

~EW~

XD

This entry is as awesome as a 'Noka with an awesome smiley face on it.

But not as good as Cryoshell.

Or AAR.

Or Green Day.

And finally -- and also the most painful thing -- is when you told Father that you didn't want to be a Mafia hitman but rather a jolly mobster. It was this fact that gave the Mafioso his heart attack, and it was this that killed him.

Woah Nuju that was pretty cruel of you! How can you live with yourself now?!

I don't think that I can. I should just give up... all I ever was or ever will be is a Jolly Mobster.