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Bio Not Mech


ExoM7

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Exo enjoys many hobbies, such as soup licking, and being awesome while hosting spam on blog which is on fire and should be extinguished with toxic methane gas. Exo wubs Biomech eternally. Which was fruit cakes. I am Bagel Man. Exo eats many squirrels without their own acorns in his magic hut while wearing thick socks on some Goodyear tires. He also eats people who are all fat with salt and ketchup while dancing around town and riding park rides while ignoring cheating Miobech who nobody really loves because he's just Biomech in a disguise. Sigh. He enjoys saying floccinaucinihilipilification while blaming Spitty for his yak clone problem that keeps him awake in the morning. OMG UR A CHEATA while ignoring Mio again, and while soliciting spam while riding a Spitty with Spitty and Exo and Bio, who rocks, and ruining Bio's ego, which boosts Exo's superego, which MOBIUS will steal, with a monkey wrench, made from an actual monkey, makes this story weird because monkeys hate Exo...cause of his superego, which smells quite rank. And alpacas eat it, and Guanacos trample them, along with the elephants, on a wet Thursday, while burying themseleves alive, while loving the PS3, less than other consoles. While eating Spitty's Spitty, and also sucking paper. Which also smells bad, and tastes like wood. BIOMECH IS THE RULEZ WOO.

 

*kills Stalkermech for abusing Exo while incinerating his ego*

 

With a blue banana, he also bumps into a lamp that kills spammers. You certainly are not.

 

Contrary to popular belief, Exo is a Ga-Matoran who can not swim while stuck inside a shark. Poked the shark with a big fat Miobech while again imploding upon himself due to global warming, he sniffed his ego.

 

And that's what I'm into.

 

*copies, pastes into profile*

 

I wouldn't desert you guys. :P

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Guest Ultimategamemaster

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I swear, that story should be made into a motion picture film.

 

*goes to the movies to check*

 

Alpacas funni. :happydance:

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Is it just me or is everyone here going crazy and/or talking in third-person? (Not saying you are...)

 

Yeah. Nice story and thing. Funny.

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Is it just me or is everyone here going crazy and/or talking in third-person? (Not saying you are...)

 

Yeah. Nice story and thing. Funny.

Nukora thinks it's just you. :)

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Oh and by the way, since it's likely some of you weren't around for the original entry and are completely lost...

 

 

here

 

And there was permission from Janus to start it. :P

 

Also, I would like to remind everyone, in a super-hidden secret, to click on my Llama Awards.

 

Shh...

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...

 

That's pretty funny. Amazing what a bunch of people can come up with between themselves.

 

And by amazing I mean incredibly stupid and pointless.

 

But amusing.

 

And other stuff.

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Guest Phyoohrii the Dark Hunter Hunter

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This is the best video game I've ever played.

One of the strangest things of our time, Exo. :P

 

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Ahh....I get it now. Why was it closed?

 

AHHH! YOUR POST WAS EDITED BY SOME EMU! What?

 

I closed it so people would FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, STOP

 

:P

 

Regally, Ecto? Sounds to me like Scooby Doo saying "legally".

 

But that's because I'm weird.

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Oh and by the way, since it's likely some of you weren't around for the original entry and are completely lost...

 

 

here

 

And there was permission from Janus to start it. :P

 

Also, I would like to remind everyone, in a super-hidden secret, to click on my Llama Awards.

 

Shh...

I did that with my Llama Awards too. :P

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