For our school's marching band, we meet before school starts on the football field to practice for 6 hours a day. It makes me wonder how it ever caught on...

"Say, you want to learn how to play an instrument?"

"No."

"We'll play in flamboyant, sweaty uniforms!"

"I still don't want to do it."

"We'll practice in the middle of August on a hot football field."

"No means no!"

"We'll memorize ridiculously complicated music and move to even more complicated coreography!"

"Who are you?"