Circle Lovers! Huggers of Squares! Snugglers of Triangles! Come forth! Arise, People-Who-Draw-Trapezoids-For-Fun! Join us, Polygon Nommers! Our time has come! Now is the time to show the world the might of the shapely dimensions of Cubes, Spheres, Prisms of all lengths, widths, areas, and volumes! Yes, for this is our day! We will demonstrate the errors of their Cube crushing ways! Rise up, and seize this day! Join us, The Order of the Geometric! Do not be put off by what they may think of you, their thoughts mean nothing, nothing, nothing! We shall sing songs and dance and talk in merriment, knowing we are the only ones who truly know what shape the universe is in!

JOIN US OR BE ETERNALLY DOOMED TO THE PYTHAGOREAN PITS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*cough*

Our Doctrine (Feel free to add to it, it has an infinite volume and area): How many angles can dance on the head of a pin?

Circle Lovers

Priest of the Circular: Mr. Flibbles

Huggers of Squares

Priest(ess) of the Squared:

Snugglers of Triangles

Priest of Triangulation: -Toa Lhikevikk-

People-Who-Draw-Trapezoids-For-Fun

Priest of Trapezoids: Toa Zale

Polygon Nommers

Priest of N-Gons: Letagi

Choose wisely which branch you join. It will determine how you proselytize to the voluminous, shapeless masses.