No, no photoshopped shenanigans involving the sci-fi game and the card game here. You may all leave now.

Nah, just kidding.

About the leaving part, not the Uno. There is no Mass Effect card game, much less Uno.

Sorry to disappoint...

Anyways, Steam had both Mass Effect games for steep sale. Originally I had no interest in the games, but I must admit the whole idea of your actions in the first game leading to consequences in the second sounded really cool. So naturally when I see the first going on sale for 5 bucks and the other for 20, it's fairly obvious I had to at least give them a spin.

Of course, all I ever knew about the games in advance was that they were basically mass-budget dating sim games *CoughspoilerUglyBlueSpaceLesbianscough* , but hey. Can't knock it till you've tried it, I suppose.

Not to mention I was getting bored with all these grimdark sci-fi games. So Mass Effect looked more then a little...Colorful. Who knew in the advanced future of humanity, all female military personnel would be issued pink and white armor? The camouflage worked great during the siege against the fortress of self-proclaimed dictator for life Willy Wonka, but it looks a little out of place here.

Regardless, from what I have played of it it's actually pretty fun. Am I about to spend hours on end playing it? Not from the looks of it, but it got me off Team Fortress 2 and Killing Floor, so I won't complain.