Well, I was browsing a certain art site (not sure if we're allowed to mention it here since it can have some less than appropriate material), and came upon a template for a Mass Effect 2 meme. Even though I suck at drawing, especially on the computer, I decided I would do it.

Heads up: This is filled with spoilers, so if you don't like spoilers, steer clear. Also, I have never drawn something that wasn't copied from a picture, and I have never drawn something on the computer that wasn't a sprite. The only thing I sorta copied off a picture for this was Garrus. (and the pics from the internet of course)

I will also be posting my thoughts about each question after the picture.

So, without further ado:

1. Very proud of my Shepard I drew here. Looks quite similar to my in game Shepard other than the fact my Shepard is paler and has a smaller face. And yes, I love being the bad guy.

2. I never feed my fish enough and they always die ;__; If only I had been nice to Kelly, she would've fed them for me.

3. Kind of an odd question, but I can imagine he'd be pretty angry.

4. They seemed shifty to me seeing as I destroyed a whole bunch of their bases in the first game.

5. Seriously. They have the money to bring someone back from the dead, but they don't bother fixing my pilot's bones? Harsh.

6. I laughed so hard at that line. I would've put the part with Edi loving the sight of him on his knees, but Joker didn't say that.

7. This is my least favorite picture out of the whole bunch. It was very late at night and I had artist block. The only thing I could think of was putting a baby on her doorstep. Stupid idea.

8. Legion is <3

9. So is Wrex. <3 This is also my favorite and in my opinion best picture here.

10. I love sniping. Garrus is also one of my favorite party members, so I was all like OMG ARCHANGEL IS GARRUS!

11. Why punch the guy when you can just put a gun to his head with your awesome renegade skills? I also loved how this loyalty mission wasn't all about fighting.

12. I really didn't like Tali in the first game, but I needed to romance a squadmate for an achievement, but I also wanted to stay loyal, so I created a separate save file that I romanced Tali in, beat the game on that save file, loaded back and stayed loyal for my "Main" save file. Anyway, as I began to romance Tali, I found out that she was the only one of the women who actually seemed to like me for who I was, not what I had done.

13. I was all like "C'MON, YOU WERE THERE WHEN THE COUNCIL REJECTED ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! I SHOULD'VE LEFT YOU TO DIE ON VIRMIRE!"

14. I love Liara and wanted her to come with me so much. She's like Tali, someone I feel that actually likes me.

15. Refer to question #12.

16. Joker and EDI are such a cute couple.

17. Even though I wouldn't replace my picture of Liara (unless I could romance Wrex or Legion (As a male)) You gotta love the space cow. And before you complain that he was only in Mass Effect 1, go get the Overlord DLC.

18. WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP (This is not a serious answer)

19. Well, we sorta know what they looked like already with all the statues and all, so this answer isn't really serious either.

20. Whenever I think of EDI, I think of GLaDOS, but not as awesome.

21. THERE'S PEOPLE DIEING EVERYWHERE AND YOU'RE RUNNING HALF A MILE AN HOUR! RUUUUUUUN GLASS BONE MAN, RUUUUUUUUUUN!

22. I punched her in the first game, and I punched her in the second. Oh ya. And the honorable mentions for this question would be either kicking the merc out the window or headbutting the krogan.

23. *shivers* I did not mean to make Udina look that creepy.

24. Nuff' said. But it was a close call with Legion at the end. When we defeated the Reaper, and were sliding everywhere, I was like NOOOOOOOOOO! CATCH HIM SHEPARD CATCH HIIIIIM!!!!!

25. Tali since I trusted her with my life, and knew she wouldn't let me down, Miranda because I don't like Jacob and I wanted Garrus to save his strength to hold the line with the others, Jack because I figured she was the most powerful biotic, and she would probably be best here, Mordin because I had read on the internet he can die even if he's loyal, and Legion and Tali, because not only is Legion awesome, and Tali sweet, I heard that they were weaker than the rest and might have a chance of dieing like Mordin. I would've chose Garrus and Grunt, but I needed them to help hold the line. Also, I love my drawing of Mordin.

26. I seriously had no idea I was going to fight it. I thought I was just going to destroy it and that was it. I was so surprised when I saw it come back up after I had shot it down.

27. Seriously, I hated to keep it, but I wanted the renegade bonus in the next game. When I beat the game on my Tali romance save file, I destroyed it, and not only was the Illusive man angry, all my squadmates agreed with me, and I was not happy to disappoint them a bit. (Except for Jack who just swears at me all the time)

28. Joker, close this channel.

29. I felt so bad for the poor guy. Saren's cool cause he realized what was happening (with a bit of convincing) and shot himself. But the collector general had no choice in the matter. He finally is released of Harbinger's control, and what does he get? A giant fireball to the face.

30. He's got a woman in every port and a gun in every tentacle. I don't see how there could possibly be a better replacement.

31. We have enough awesome species already. No more needed.

32. Seriously. Do you know how much firepower it took to take down Sovereign? How are we going to take down a whole fleet of Reapers?

33. I don't know the specifics, but I'm hoping for a particularly explosive ending. And maybe a building kick or two.

34. Give me my mountain climbing Mako back, and I'll be satisfied. Also Legion as a male romance option.

35. Having Urz as a squadmate in Mass Effect 3 would be epic beyond belief.

36. Ohnoez!

Also, if you've played Mass Effect 2, I fully expect you to do this. *cough*Bunda*cough*

Here's the template.

~U_K~