hmm....

My robotic army has surrounding your house. the computer you're on is actually my pet Baterra. And I'm about to telekinetically punch you through the wall. And the next one. And the one after that one to. And I'll call you the word Neelh always calls you.

That good enough? If not I can try to think up more

-Zarayna, Sonic Blade.

Psst. Hey.

Hey Inferna.

PSSST.

I got a nice jar full of freshly baked cookies. Why don't you keep writing? These cookies could be all yours.

In all truth though, I do have a jar of cookies here.

If you finish before 11:59 P.M. July 4th, I will write a short story based on any topic you give me.

Well we've given her threats and bribes. Now who wants to give her the kick

*Kicks Iffy*

Hey, Fernnels. If you finish, I'll stop calling you Fernnels.

Oh cmon, the person you're writing it for would be sooooo sad if you didn't finish. And considering WHY you're writing it, that shoudl be motivation enough...

That, and if you finish it you get a guaranteed (and not just planned) appearance in my probably never to be epic.