Well, the future has arrived. That's right. Here I am in the BLOG!!! world, ready to raise standards and... well, I haven't thought of anything else yet. Anyway... my Premier Membership is submitted and paid for. Now I have a whole year to annoy you all with thoughtless BLOG!!! posts.

How to begin... Ah, yes, I know. You all cannot help but stay here with me, because:

Please note: I do not encourage you to go to any of the web pages at the bottom of my pictures, because while I select the cream of the crop, not everything there should be viewed. And I know it's not a link, but can I not even post pictures with website names?

So there, now you can't leave. You'll have to stay with me as I try to figure out this whole BLOG!!! thing. MUAHHAHAHAHA!!!