Hi, hi, hi! Welcome blogger time! Sorry we use boring normal letters. Special font on other computer. We ZOOM!!... on not-other computer. No fun curly letters like we like use. Ding, ding! Boring line letters. No fun. La, la, la. No healthy. We like healthy! Healthy-healthy!

No like keyboard. Straight no-curly letters hard reading. Boing! No likey. We file lawsuit on Boring Aqueduct Man. He not man. He not Mr. Saturn, either. He Yellow Plasti-man. Me should go more Mr. Saturn today. Zoom! Name tasty, still. We all named after parents. And named grandparents. Predictably healthy. Healthy-healthy!

Tomorrow we fix ugly letters. Make us barfy-barfy. Doing!

-Mr. Saturns