Wow.This is the CRAZIEST story I've ever heard.

I thought you had to be a Po-Matoran with rocks in your

head to be crazy,but Turakii,you've proved

me wrong .

And that, my friend, is now in my quotes content block.

I--I'm being QUOTED(in a blog,no less)?!

I'd like to take some time to thank my family,and my very few friends( ) ,without their support,I never could've made it this far.

I'd also like to thank my TV,whom by allowing me to stare at it mindlessly for hours on end,taught me that sponges could talk(and,*GASP* wear pants!) and that there was such a thing as a superhero cucumber.

I'd also like to say a few words about--oh nevermind.I think I'll spare you the torture of reading anymore of my 1,369 page acceptance speech .

ZOMG!

"Wow, that was some story!" said the Keyblade Master.

O RLY?

Um...I mean....

Nice story! How bored were you?

Boredom brings forth a many great thing. Like the disposable camera.

Believe it or not, I wasn't bored; I was inspired.

But at times, they pretty much amount to the same thing.

POW!

What in the world is the point of this story?

You mean...I'm supposed to have a point?

And no one figured out that I was the anouncer.

Oh no! Strazz, come back! Don't step off the platform! NOOO!

...

Too late...

"Weird story. I laughed when I read it all through," Nukillis said.

*CRACK*

"That was my brain from actually thinking to check your blog today," Nukillis explained.

*Other sound effect*

"That was a cheesy sound effect, since I couldn't think of anything else," Nukillis continued.

*Um..*

"The SFX controller-dude made his own voice a sound effect! Weird," Nukillis somethinged.

Wow, a sequel! Thanks, Nukillis!

I see....

Well, I can't say that a giant fish ever teleported the universe away, but I can say that I've come close. A goldfish was flushed down the toilet, and was teleported to the sewers. Big difference. I know.

KUTGB!

Well, it's close enough. Giant fish, goldfish, they both being with G, right?

*Glances at your location.*

You're a Slitheen?

I see....

Well, I can't say that a giant fish ever teleported the universe away, but I can say that I've come close. A goldfish was flushed down the toilet, and was teleported to the sewers. Big difference. I know.

 

KUTGB!

 

Well, it's close enough. Giant fish, goldfish, they both being with G, right?

 

*Glances at your location.*

 

You're a Slitheen?

You..... You can edit my post??!!? Neato.

Quoted from the tenth Doctor: "I am NOT a Slitheen."

...Or am I? Well, I do not smell like a burp. I'm not seven feet tall. I'm not green. I cannot decompress myself. And, I cannot be disolved with vineger (I've tried. It doesn't work).

I don't see your guys' problem. This makes complete sense! Giant fish fall from the sky all the time!

~Torhuki~

"Argh..." Came a moan from under the giant fish, from a bohrok who had picked probably the worst day bohrokly possible to come to a NASCAR event.