I'm not going to throw you - though if I released you really slowly, would you ...

... float?

I'm not going to throw you - though if I released you really slowly, would you ...

 

... float?

Sometimes, it depends on my moods

FLOATING SUMIKI WAFFLES.

FROM THE SAME FACTORY AS THE INFAMOUS SONUTS COMES THE ALL NEW, FLOATING SUMIKI WAFFLES. JUST POP ONE IN THE TOASTER, AND WHEN IT'S DONE TOASTING, IT'LL FLOAT TO YOUR PLATE. NEVER HAVE TO GET UP AGAIN!

but since it's floating if you shot it the bullets would go straight through

but the shots would push up on the waffle before punching through

actually making the waffle go even higher

FLOATING SUMIKI WAFFLES FLOATING TO THE ROOF ARE NO WORRY, THANKS TO OUR PATENTED HOVERTECH TECHNOLOGY. THE HARD METAL CASING PRETECTS THE DELICATE MACHINERY, WHILE FLOATING THE WAFFLY TO YOUR PLATE.

pleasedonotbealarmediflossofteachand/orjawmovementoccurswhileeatingafloatingsumikiwaffle,thatissimplythemachineryinside,whichhasbeendesignedtoprotectagainstdiamond.Itiscompletelysafe.