The Secret Of Immortality
If one is dead, they are not living.
Living is the opposite of dying.
But if one is dead, they are not dying, because they are already dead.
If one is dying, they cannot be dead, because to be dead they have to have already died.
If one is dying, they cannot be living, either, because living is the opposite of dying.
There are two states of being. One is living or one is dead, there is no third option.
If one is living, they cannot be dying, if one is dead, they cannot be dying. Since there is no third option...
[drumroll]
...IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DIE!
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