My Day...
To start things off, we've got an all new MotD! Yay! Say hello to the guy almost everyone knows: Beliwa: Toa of Demons!
Now, let's talk about the day itself. Let me think.... My mom got up at 5:30 AM today to take the dog out or something. Ungh. She came back at eight.
School was... odd. It was first period Gym, and me and my friend; Brownstien (that is his screen-name), were sitting on a bench off to the side of the court.
I turn to Brownstein and say:
"What if you had a gun that turns people into skeletons?"
"Skeletons?" he said, "stuff like that always ends badly. I'll pass."
"No, no! Living, breathing, walking, talking skeletons!"
"Still, something always goes wrong."
"Okaaaaaaay... What about a gun that turns things into whatever you want?"
"Well, I suppose that's less dangerous... But is it really safe?"
"Sure! Let's see, if I'm thinking of eating a chicken, and I point the gun at you..... Bingo!"
"A guy eating a chicken?"
"No! You = chicken. Me = guy eating chicken. Me + chicken = Yum."
"That's just even worse than the skeleton thingie!"
"Alright..... What if you had a Dalek Death-Ray?"
"A whaty what-ray?"
"Dalek!"
"Da-what?"
"Okay. Picture a box. Now picture a box with two little bulbs on top. Now picture a box with a plunger. Now give it a big blue eye. Now give it a gun. Now give it some bumpy thingies on its body. That is a Dalek."
"Wel, now Mr. Dalek is robbing a bank! I gave him legs."
"Daleks don't have legs."
"This one does."
"They don't have legs. They hover, though."
"Then he hovers over to the bank, and --"
"Kills everyone?"
"Well, then he robs the bank. Then he goes on a killing spree."
"Oh."
"But what's inside?"
"A mutant squid."
"But... Ewwwwwwww."
"Yeah."
"But I wanted a fishy!"
"No, it's a squid."
"But I wanna fishy!"
"So turn the squid into a fish."
"But what if it's not smart enough?"
"You'll make it smart enough."
"But what if I'M not smart enough?"
"Then turn yourself into the fish and get inside the Dalek."
"But I'm not smart enough..."
"I guess..... He'll just get mad and kill everyone, then."
"Yeah. But, wait- What if the Dalek starts killing people I don't want him to kill?"
"Then you die."
"No, no. I'll just tell him to compute pi. Daleks are like robots... Right?"
"Not those robots."
"But robots help people!"
"No, not Daleks. They'll be all: 'Cannot compute pi! EXTERMINATE!' Then you're dead."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"So..... I'd take the turn-into-anything gun and turn the Dalek into a hockey stick!"
"Then he'd kill Saku Koivu."
"Yeah... The NHL would be a lot smaller...."
"So...?"
"So... I'd make him a Wii."
"And?"
"He probably wouldn't let me play..."
"So?"
"I'll turn him into a PC!"
"Okay... That'll work, sort... ish....."
"You're right. I'd wanna go to the Windows Vista homepage, and he'd be all: 'No! MSN!' I'nd I'd say no, and then-"
"Then you'd be dead."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"What do I do?"
"Just sorta turn yourself into a Dalek Emperor."
"Okay..... So, I point the zappy gun at me and WHAMMO!"
"Yup."
"So.... I tell it to give me a super gun!"
"You already have a gun-"
"I WANNA A SUPER GUN!"
"Okay... okay....."
"So then I blow it up!"
"Congratula--"
"Augh! It's unending! I still end up with a Dalek Death-Ray!"
And that's what happened.
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