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We Interrupt This Program To Bring You An Important Announcement


Franco

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Recently, the following was found, hastily scribbled in child's handwritng, on the whiteboard of a classroom:

 

Buy a prime condition Mangai NOW, for ONLY 5$! Now with 100% more SHOOP DA WOOP! Dial 1-800-MANGAI to order with FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

 

Here's what your friendly neighborhood Mangai had to say:

 

"WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-"

 

Well, that's all for now, folks. Check back soon for more updates.

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Oh no, your in raeg mode! I can tell by your uppercase letters!

 

 

I'll take one for half price, please. These things aren't very good anyway. :P

 

 

Oh no, your in raeg mode! I can tell by your uppercase letters!

HIS CAPS LOCK IS LOUD TODAY.

 

RAEG

 

MORTALS

 

YOU HAVE INCURRED THE MIGHTY MANGAI'S WRATH

 

PREPARE TO BE TURNED INTO CORNDOGS AND EATEN BY GERBILS

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:tohu: Not corndogs! I, I, I hate them, their disgusting, they have bread and hidden meat, as if trying to insnare the ignorant vegetarian! :tohu:
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I'll take one for half price, please. These things aren't very good anyway. :P

I'll take one at a third of the price. It's clearly malfunctioning -- it's typing in all-caps for crying out loud!

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:tohu: Not corndogs! I, I, I hate them, their disgusting, they have bread and hidden meat, as if trying to insnare the ignorant vegetarian! :tohu:

 

 

I'll take one for half price, please. These things aren't very good anyway. :P

I'll take one at a third of the price. It's clearly malfunctioning -- it's typing in all-caps for crying out loud!

 

YOU ARE NOW CORNDOGS

 

*fries LL and KNI with the CORNDOG GUN, turning them into CORNDOGS*

 

NOW YOU SHALL BE EATEN BY GERBILS

 

*tosses the unlucky two into several gerbils, who greedily tear the corndogs apart*

 

CORNDOGS ARE GOOD

 

MY PRICE SHOULD BE IN THE TRILLIONS, AT THE VERY LEAST

 

THAT IS ALL

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