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Why I Love Poker Night


"Theese remind me of time Engineer kill all of my Teammates.

He tries to kill me with Turret and Mini-Turret.

But I KRUSH his toys like they are made of Paper.

Then I find him hiding from Teleporter, and I take away his gun!

He tries to hit with Wrench, so I take Wrench away from him and Shove it down his throat!

All the way down to the handle!

Then, I REEP off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you try to build toys now!

There is blood everywhere!

He is crying, I think he cries out for mother but the Wrench is stuck in his throat! And sounds like-

 

GAWWGJGBGGBLGLLELLEE"

 

"That is some bleeped up Bleep, man!"

-Heavy and Strongbad

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Takuma Nuva

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Not quite how it went, but close enough.

 

Is very win.

 

«Takuma Nuva»
Xaeraz

Posted

Not quite how it went, but close enough.

 

Is very win.

 

«Takuma Nuva»

I know that, but hey, whatever I have a video of it favorited, too. Best Heavy conversation ever.

 

Also I think Texas hold-em is my new favorite card came

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