Why I Love Poker Night
"Theese remind me of time Engineer kill all of my Teammates.
He tries to kill me with Turret and Mini-Turret.
But I KRUSH his toys like they are made of Paper.
Then I find him hiding from Teleporter, and I take away his gun!
He tries to hit with Wrench, so I take Wrench away from him and Shove it down his throat!
All the way down to the handle!
Then, I REEP off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you try to build toys now!
There is blood everywhere!
He is crying, I think he cries out for mother but the Wrench is stuck in his throat! And sounds like-
GAWWGJGBGGBLGLLELLEE"
"That is some bleeped up Bleep, man!"
-Heavy and Strongbad

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