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An Open Letter To Liquid Precipitation


Phyoohrii

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Dear rain,

 

Usually I'm very indifferent towards you, while others simply despise you.

 

I defend you when people hate on you and bring you down, and sometimes I'm even in love with you, because you're a great part of nature.

 

But between you, me, and the rest of the internet, you've probably ruined what could have been the best day and night of my life (so far), and I really cannot forgive you for that.

 

This afternoon I have never felt so angry towards you before, for wasting my time and making me miss out on seeing someone special.

 

And you've only brought old problems back into my consciousness that make me feel terrible.

 

And buying McDonald's on the way home was a bit mistake.

 

So, rain, you're on thin ice.

 

Ruin my day again and all HASHES will break loose.

 

Yours gruffly,

 

~The Smartest, Prettiest, Most Darling Little Girl in the Whole Wide World - Carmelita Spats

 

A.k.a. A really annoyed young man who would like this afternoon erased from memory for being such a heaping heap of pointless fail.

 

A.k.a. James.

 

A.k.a. Phyoohrii.

 

P.S. Looking forward to playing Poker Night at the Inventory. For $5, why not? Sometimes I wished I wasted my time on video games rather on...whatever it is I waste my time on, I don't know. Certainly not life.

 

P.P.S. Deep sadness for the New Zealander miners. Simply terrible.

 

P.P.P.S. Pretty sure the 21st of December 2012 is when the imminent nuclear holocaust will conclude.

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Sounds like that precipitation... rained on your parade. B)

 

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

*This may be the best 2000th blog comment to ever exist.*

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Haha, already bought it when I said that, just hadn't got round to playing it. Played a few games, quite fun, I like that I'm still getting new dialogue, which is neat.

 

I should think about looking into more Telltale Games.

 

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