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Dumbledore's Speech

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Dumbledore: Good evening and welcome to Hogwarts! This year's houses: where all the smart, attractive and/or weird people go -- Ravenclaw! Where all the evil, ugly, and/or stupid people go -- Slytherin! Where all the cool, important, and/or plot-relevant people go -- Gryffindor! And where everyone else goes -- Ryan Stiles, I mean, Hufflepuff! And I'm your Headmaster Dumbledore, welcome to Hogwarts! Come on, let's have some fun.

 

*Takes his place at the table.*

 

Dumbledore: Welcome to Hogwarts, the school where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the difference between Fred and George Weasley. Doesn't really matter. :lol:

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Infrared
Oh My Gosh.........

Your right. When's the last time they even cared about the point system?

-SK

 

They never cared.

 

Anyways, Whose Line was hilarious...

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-Bionicleman-

Very well done. 10 points to Gryffindor!

Although, the point system is fun cause you get an excuse to bully the meanies who break rules. I always wanted to do that as a kid. :(

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Neelh

waitasec

 

That's right, the points are like the difference between Fred and George Weasley.

 

1. Fred is dead.

2. George has no ear.

 

Um...

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SPIRIT
waitasec

 

That's right, the points are like the difference between Fred and George Weasley.

 

1. Fred is dead.

2. George has no ear.

 

Um...

Prior to book 7. :P

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