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The The Health Pills Process

Shadix

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>Sign up to be more healthy from now on.

>Find out how horribly terrible every medication is in the world.

>Take you off all your meds.

>Free from pills!

>Wait, you need vitamin D! Take these small capsules...

>Wait, you need fish oil! Take this large capsules...

>Wait, you need Fruit Plus! Take 2 of this and 2 of these capsules...

>Wait, you need to detox your body! Take 4 of these pills 3 times a day...

 

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO OUR FREEDOM?

(do note that vitamins are much better then meds, I just find this humorous that they're changing me from one pill to another)

 

Night Fury

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Gamzee Makara

To scare myself, I don't need to watch movies Cloverfield or The Grudge. I can just take a look at the page's worth of possible side affects from the drug my doctors prescribed for me.

 

 

And you think they're there to help you.

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Shadix

Yeah... I heard a comedian talk about eye drops with possible death side effects. Y'know what, dry eyes don't look so bad now.

 

Night Fury

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Shadix

No lie. I take 4 Vitamins, 2 green something, 2 red something, 4 fish oil, then 4 pills. At lunch, 4 more of the same thing. Before I go to bed, 4 more.

 

Well, I'm supposed to... :evilgrin:

 

Night Fury

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