Being close to the end of the year and all, I thought I'd make a list saying what TV has taught us in the past year(or years):

-99% of Americans are, in fact, not as smart as a 5th grader

-90% of 5th graders aren't as smart as a 5th grader either

-Dish Network, Comcast, and DirecTV all have more HD channels than each other at the same time

-It's perfectly normal to dress up like Vikings and take goats on skiing trips

-HeadOn is, in fact, mant to be applied to the forehead

-The most pressing issue in America is saving money on a pickup truck

-Saving money on your car insurance is second

-Ford is a popular truck company

-GM is really sorry for screwing up

-So is BP

-So is Toyota

-Singing rock songs about how much you love your bank is probably not gonna make you a popular artist

-Don't run out of Dorito chips when crossing a street, or you will be pancaked by a bus

-Plastic surgery is perfectly normal

-Geckos can actually hold much more in their invisible pockets then you would think

-There are at least 5 dozen different animals/company icons responsible for saving Christmas

-Singing the catchy tune of your car insurance company can provide you with a hot tub

-Bud Light can't make you fly

-Eating a Snickers will save you from heatstroke if you're AC fails in the summer

-Pressing a tiny red button with "Staples" written on it will automatically provide you with anything your heart desires

-The NFL has an "official" company of everything

-And, finally, the Mac vs. PC commercials are never to return. CRYING FACE. Curse you iPad.

-MT