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So I was at Starbucks the other night, buying a bag of coffee beans. There’s a line, but it’s only three people long, so I’m like “no big deal” and wait with my coffee. It quickly becomes obvious that these three people ahead of me are friends and hanging out at Starbucks. The first two order their drinks loudly, but they’re pretty ordinary. Then the third guy steps up to the plate. "WHY’S YOUR MEDIUM CALLED GRANDE?" he says in this smug, condescendingly hipster voice. "GRANDE IS ITALIAN FOR LARGE. BUT YOUR LARGE IS VENTI, AND VENTI’S ITALIAN FOR TWENTY, SO YOUR MEDIUM’S LARGE AND YOUR LARGE IS TWENTY. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ABOUT" and on and on and on he goes, with this little smirk, and the poor kid at the till tries to interrupt with “well you see our venti has twenty ounces” but this potato is having none of it. Keeps yelling about how smart he is, finally orders his drink, then goes and laughs with his friends about how stupid Starbucks is (of course with lots of needless swearing mixed in for some reason like dude you’re in public). Finally I get to buy my coffee and the poor kid is so rattled he asks me twice if I’m buying the coffee so I make sure to leave a tip and then I leave but man I just wanted to slug that fetid excuse for a carbon-based biped across his big mouth. Moral of the story: you are never as funny as you think you are. Second moral: don't make me say it again please. Third moral: no. thank u for listening bzp
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My last shift at the coffee shop ended just an hour ago. The owners sold it, and the new owners decided they didn't need as many staff, so I was terminated. FEYRU It was really bittersweet saying goodbye. The place feels like home after working there for almost a year. I knew the menu backwards and forwards, could make every drink with one hand tied behind my back, and got to know dozens of regulars and their beverages of choice. I met a lot of great people and learned some valuable skills. Overall, it was a really amazing experience, and I'm sad to leave. But, as always, the best is yet to come.
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Alright, Ive had this for some time, but I got the first ever Chronicler's Coffee mug for Christmas! This is probably one of the best pieces of bionicle merchandise out there! Special thanks goes to crunchbitenuva (aka Fluffy to us BNGers) for the original piece of artwork that made the Bzpower home page! here is a picture: http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/toa-jalokim/chroniclers-coffee/photo.jpg
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Front Page Thanks, guys! :DHere's my try at making a digital version for people to use [avatars, banners, coffee mugs....lol]. If anyone wants to use this, please give credit. EDIT: Oh yeah, I remember that Certavus isn't a Chronicler comment Here's an edit lol http://www.majhost.c...scoffeelogo.png http://www.majhost.com/gallery/sik1276/CBart/takuacoffee.png ____________________________________________________________________ Felt like doing something with Certavus again after looking at my old BS01 art entry and I saw what people were doing with coffee soo yeah, yep, this was painted with coffee. Not too bad considering it was my first time with this medium. Click-Clook. *now drinks the used coffee* P.S I had no idea what name the coffee brand should've been, rolling with the possible continuity errors.
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I make a pretty good cappuccino. Also: local Zellers is closing. 20% off all LEGO. EYRU IS PLANNING A RAID. PREPARE THYSELVES.