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And assuming it's okay for me to post this, here's a link to the inverted version (for a better idea of what it would look like printed in a lighter color on a darker shirt, which I think would look best).
You deceitful heretic. You dare profane this hallowed site of the web with a false prophet? There is only one true Kevin. Gaze upon her majesty and be welcomed into the light, brother.