Franco

*Adopts rakish pose*

When you marooned me on that Mata Nui-forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Mangai, Hatter Extraordinare, Scallywag of the Seven Seas, the King-Killer and -Maker, Former King of Limbo, Fighter for Justice, Thought, and Gerbils, The Nephilim. Yep, that's me.

*backs away slowly* Nice member .

*Blades pierce you as Mangai is sucked in*

Tricky...

*Thirty seconds later, my head pops out of your shoulder*

...But not too tricky. I'm a part of you. Close, close! [/blatant LoTFreference]

(Technically, I'm not, but that's for me to know, and you to find out )

*Blades skitter across ground towards KNI*

*blasts them over to Ads' profile* Here, you deal with them. You like her songs, after all

*blocks them with blades, reflecting curses back at you*

I don't do that, except when I'm fighting you.

*Immediate Music's Strength and Honor begins to play*

*Bows* Thou art most surrpintly of Awa Sum, sur.

*Coughs politely*

Gerbils, reveal the nature of KNI's folly to him.

*Spartans immediately all transform into Gerbils*

Now, I believe it is I who have no time for you ;P

Gerbils?

*Lunatic asylum drops on top of KNI, caging him within, as Gerbils guard*

Now, you may be an honorary member of the Foireann, but in the name of explosi

*Dances crazily around you*

Well...

It...

Might...

Involve...

This.

*Pulls out sword, not bothering to use other blades*

Your move.

*deflects them with other blades, then allows their light energy to leave their bodies, finally catching them and sticking them in self* You know...

*Blades are expelled from body, hovering in midair before me*

I was only testing your defenses.

*Blades, charged with electrical energy, fly at you in a massive storm*

*Dies*

*Dies*

And I just knew I wasn't good enough for your Fanfic Authors list ;_;

*dodges nimbly*

As it is slang, that's just my spelling from where I come from, you "disser"

*Dramatic sigh*

So be it, then.

As you have autohitted and not allowed me to take turns, I should think I should be allowed to cheat.

*Reappears in normal body and stalks forward until he is in front of KNI*

Say hello to your buddies, Mr., Mrs., Junior, and...Oh, I'll recite the names later. *Extends all blades from body right into KNI's*

*electrocutes you to the point of near-incineration, then gets up, holding sword in defesnive posture* Your turn, KNI. Or should I say, King of No Isles?

*expands blades, blocking each of the attacks*

My turn.

*several blades fly at KNI*

*Face appears in armor* Contact! Yes! *Other blades skitter away from the storms at high speeds* My offer is still open.

*Face pops out of other blades left lying around* You know, now would be an awfully convenient time for you to surrender.

*first

*Fist bump* Great! Now to finish up Aexias' bio.

*Gerbil Husaria charge in, scattering and smashing through the Spartans and rescuing their comrade before flying off*

Hehehe...You shoulda paid more attention in school. Gerbils wreck Spartans.

Oh, yes...Sorry 'bout this, but it's for a good cause *jumps into base with ninja gerbils, steals a bunch of Kanohi Nuva, and flies away*

*Gerbil turns really cute and pleads to escape*

*Gerbils, mudskippers, capybaras, and all rodents in the universe assemble, yelling: COMMAND KILT*

Methink you're outmatched ;P

I use it as a form of protection. Plus, it makes the ladies happy

*Goes flying into mob of gerbils, who support their fallen leader* OHCARKOHCARKOHCARK

*Testosterone is restored miraculously*

Wow, I'm cool now.

*grabs Olmak and puts it back on* Sorry, dude. Top secret Foireann stuff. If you need a hint, chekc Zar's profile . *Opens portal and shoves you out of Sunspire* Hasta la vista. *Sunspire goes through portal, which closes right after*

*Grins evilly* I suggest you moe away from that gerbil if you value your life.

And no, I won't repair your defenses. I will steal your nukes, though =P

*steals nukes by going at light speed thorugh the base and out*