You. Yeah you, lookin' at this here text. Yeah, you still readin'? Ya' better be. Ya' see, I'm Mr. Chicken, but round these parts most people know me by the name Hero. Ya' see, my interests range wide and far. And when I ain't bein' all cool, ya' know, like all chicken men, I'm either watchin' episodes of Community or writin' some of my own there masterpieces. I ain't had time to be on much lately, due to life an all them there stuffs, but ya' see I'm comin' back soon. I ain't yet sure when, but when I'm back... Y'all all fear da' name...
You know what? My computer hates me. It absolutely in every possible way cannot stand the sight of me. And it's one of those laptops with the built in webcams, so sight actually applies here.
I'm at my family's desktop right now, so I can't check it to be sure. But I'm almost possitive it's a 2.70 GHz dual core processor, only about 4 gigs of RAM, a ATI Readon with 521 MB's, and I'm thinking it's only a year and a half old.