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  1. Season 1 can be found in the archive, http://www.bzpower.c...pic=332893&st=0.This starts off where season 1 ended. Season 2Chapter 1Mark in the darkSurge: We're heading for that planet!Nitroblast: I can see that. We wont survive the crash.Surge: Any ideas?Nitroblast: Think about something else?Surge: And how is that going to save us?Nitroblast: It wont. Nothing will.Surge: Great.Nitroblast: Hey, wait, I think the planet has some thick layer of white something covering it.Surge: Maybe it's snow. That would make the crash softer.CRASH!!!Surge: Darn, it's ice! Nitroblast: Better than rock.Surge: Slippery.Nitroblast: Any sign of life forms?Surge: No, but don't call for any, cause we don't want some alien monster ripping us apart.Nitroblast: What are we gonna do?Surge: Be happy that we're still alive.Nitroblast: But we can't just dance here. We have to find some shelter.Surge: This place doesn't seem to have anything except ice and rock.Nitroblast: It's getting dark.Surge: And?Nitroblast: And we have to find some place to spend the night.Surge: It's cold here.Nitroblast: Probably this whole planet is like this.Surge: You just brought my hopes way, way up.Nitroblast: Look! *Points at something moving in the distance*Surge: *Runs towards it.*Nitroblast: *Does the same, readies his Lava Sphere Shooter*Object: Peep peep poop peep peep.Surge: What?Object: Peep peep poop peep peep.Surge: I don't understtand.Object: P e e p p e e p p o o p p e e p p e e p .Surge: *To Nitroblast* Does it tell you anything?Nitroblast: Nothing. Must be some kind of recon robot.Surge: It's spying on us?Nitroblast: Maybe.Surge: Perhaps it has a master.Nitroblast: Perhaps the master is a monster that will break us.Surge: So what do we do? It will be completely dark in an hour or so.Nitroblast: What do you want from us little robot?Robot: poom da lee dee doom peep peep peep poom lang peep (Roughly translated as: Lang ID: Human, English. Species ID: Unknown Home planet: Probably Earth Weaps: None Hazard level: 0 Safe to approach.)Robot: Greetings, Me is RM 1 Recon Mech. Me takes you to me master.Surge: Hi, I'm Surge.Nitroblast: Is your master some monster that’ll kill us?Robot: Me master Jetbug wid no jets. He just bug now.Surge: Jetbug? You know Jetbug?Robot: Me used to.Nitroblast: What happened to him?Robot: Me tell you. He take off jets. Now he just bug.An hour later.Robot: Here it is. Bug’s home.Surge: About time. It’s getting dark.Jetbug: *Walks out of the little house* RM, is that you buddy?Robot: Me have leetle aliens wid me.Jetbug: Aliens? What aliens?Robot: See for youself.Jetbug: Nitro? Nitro is that really you? Nitroblast: It’s been a long time, my friend.Jetbug: Nitro, baby, I never thought I’d see your one-eyed face again!Nitroblast: What is this place? Hoth?Jetbug: Big icy planet. Cold. But you’re lucky ya stopped by today, ‘cause we’re leavin tomorrow.Nitroblast: Leaving? How? I thought Fire Lord dumped you here with nothing. How are you leaving?Jetbug: Small space ship. Built from some junk I found under the snow and my jets.Surge: And where do you plan on going to?Jetbug: Makuhero City. It’s close and should be safe.Robot: Me freezing. Me dying. Good bye.Jetbug: I put you under the engine a couple of minutes ago. You’ll have to wait. It wastes precious fuel.Robot: Peep. Let’s get out of here.In five hours.Surge: What was that noise?Nitroblast: Sounded bad. Especially in this darkness.Jetbug: It’s coming from the storage room. *Goes to the storage room*In the storage room.Jetbug: It’s on fire!Nitroblast: What is?!Jetbug: The space ship that I built!Nitroblast: Uh oh.Robot: Me just trying to keep warm.Jetbug: You?! You lit this place on fire?!Robot: Me sorry master Bug. Me no think it would catch fire so good.Jetbug: Great, you burnt half our fuel. Now we’ll have to fly on one engine. May not make it.Nitroblast: We should leave. Now.Jetbug: Right. *Pulls odd device resembling an engine, and a seat out of a closet.Surge: Will this fly?Jetbug: Yes, but maybe not as far as Makuhero.Nitroblast: Oh,yay. Lost in space forever.A couple of minutes later.Jetbug: Everybody on?Surge: Sort of. Your robot is a bit pushy.Jetbug: Then off we go!Nitroblast: *Shoves Surge and RM1 off* Surge: You’ll regret this, Nitro.Jetbug: *Starts engine*Robot: Put me in fire!A minute later.Jetbug: Yay, we’re off that planet and in space!Nitroblast: Are we in Makuhero yet?Jetbug: About a hundredth of the way.90 minutes later.Jetbug: Good news and bad news.Nitroblast: Good news?Jetbug: I see Makuhero City.Surge: Bad news? Jetbug: We’re out of fuel.Nitroblast: What do you suggest?Jetbug: Jump. Maybe we’ll land on a big mattress.Everybody: Jumps.Jetbug: Lokks more like we’re heading for that building than a big mattress.Surge: At last I get to see Makuhero City.Nitroblast: We have no chance of survival.Jetbug: Goodbye everybody!10 seconds laterSurge: What was that?Nitroblast: We’re stuck somewhere. What is this?Jetbug: A clothes line?Nitroblast: Oh, right. That tower is only 10 feet below us.Surge: Yet another time my life has been saved by a clothes line.Nitroblast: This is the first time. Ever. End of chapter 1Words: 907Season 2Chapter 2Heroes and Minifigs Nex: Well, I guess this is it. I won’t survive the crash on that planet below me. It’s rocks.A huge thing: *appears under Nex*Nex: What the?! *lands on the thing*Huge thing: *Opens hatch under Nex*Nex: *Falls thru hatch*Nex: *Lands on a floor* Ow!A very, very small figure: *Approaches Nex*Nex: A Lego Minifigure?Minifigure: I am Jedi Master Ra Koon. What brings you here, creature?Nex: An explosion. Didn’t think a raccoon would save me though.Ra Koon: I am Jedi Master Ra Koon, sister of the deranged Jedi Master supermarket owner, Plo Koon.Nex: Jedi? Aren’t they the guys from “Star Wars”?Ra Koon: Do not judge us by how we were portrayed by a human. We are in fact highly intelligent.Nex: Where am I?Ra Koon: Aboard the “Death to Hero Factory”, one of the 79438 Star Destroyers I own.Nex: Is there any way I could abandon this ship, like, right now?Ra Koon: Of course, but there is a 100% chance you would not survive the fall down to Sharprock, the world you were heading for before I rescued you.Nex: Then I may as well stay. Where is this ship going to, anyway?Ra Koon: A city called New Stellac City. I’m on a mission to destroy it and every sucker that lives in it.Nex: Why?Ra Koon: Because I HATE Hero Factory.Nex: Why?Ra Koon: Because they’re #################### !!!Nex: Why?Ra Koon: Because they kicked our friends and partners, the Bionicles off Spherus Magna and built their own ####### city there. This is our second revenge, since we already blew up their stinking city on Spherus Magna.Nex: Where did all the Bionicles go then?Ra Koon: We took a couple to our planet, RA 1138, but the rest are left to beg on the streets of Makuhero City.Nex: Well, it’s time I introduced myself. I’m Nex 2.0, a He- I mean prototype robot with a very low self-esteem and pessimistic approach to everything.Ra Koon: Well, we’re here! New Stellac City right below us. Fire at will, Commander!Nex: Wait, no, you can’t do that!Ra Koon: Why not?Nex: There are living robots there!Ra Koon: They are traitorous, murderous #######. Fire at will, Commander!Commander: *Fires all rockets and lasers at New Stellac City*New Stellac City: KA BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! KA KA KA BOOOOM!!!*Explodes*Nex: Noooooooooooo!!!Ra Koon: Pipe down, kid. You sound like Skywalker.Commander: New Stellac City has been leveled, ma’am.Ra Koon: Well, we won’t be seing it again.Nex: I- I- I can’t believe it!Ra Koon: Seems to good to be true, huh?In two hours.Nex: Are we there yet?Ra Koon: No.Nex: Are we there yet?Ra Koon: We’ll get there when we get there.Nex: When will that be?Ra Koon: Four seconds.In four secondsNex: Finally! Now what is that place again?Ra Koon: Planet RA 1138 of the RA system.Nex: Your homeplanet?Ra Koon: Not only mine.Nex: Who also lives there?Ra Koon: A group of ninjas that just keep spinning until they get dizzy, a group of homeless Bionicles, a whole bunch of workers, policemen and firemen that live in a city, some talking cars, a group of very curious beings that carry brown lightsabers without a handle and with whom the Force is remarkably strong, some deap-sea divers that don’t seem to realize that they’ll drown once they go underwater and a huge clone army of mine.Nex: Could you drop me off in the city? I’ve had enough of these adventures and would like to live in a city for a while.Ra Koon: As you wish, but you may seem a little big there.Nex: That’s good. I’d like to be big.Ra Koon: Commander, open hatch 756.Commander: Yes ma’am. *open’s hatch under Nex*Nex: Aaaaaaaah! *falls thru hatch*Ra Koon: I think he wanted us to actually land the ship so he could get out.Commander: This was way easier and faster.Nex: I will definitely not survive this fall! I’m doomed!A policeman minifigure down below: Some orange thing is falling right towards us!Another policeman minifig: Run! Run for your life!Policeman minifig 1: It’s not gonna hit here. It’s headed for Plo’s Supermarket.Policeman minifig 2: Stop running! Stop running for your life!Nex: Looks like I’m headed for some big supermarket.Plo Koon (in supermarket): Droid workers, raise the price of coffee mugs by 2$!Droid worker 1: What’s the reason, sir?Plo Koon: I want more money.Droid worker 1: Roger, roger.Droid worker 2: That’s a pretty lousy reason, but have it your way.Nex: *hits roof of supermarket* Ow!!! This roof is hard!Droid worker 3: Did something hit the roof?Droid worker 4: I think so.Droid worker 3: Go check it out!Droid worker 4: But last time Droid worker 64 went to check out something that hit the roof, he ended up being eaten by a Visorak that escaped from Gali’s Cute Pets.Droid worker 3: Coward…Droid worker 4: I just don’t want to be supper!On the roof.Nex: I’m alive. Darn.A fireman minifig: Do you need help, sir? We’ve got experience taking cats and stuff off roves.Nex: I’m not a cat.Fireman minifig: Suit yourself…Nex: There’s some bank over there. Maybe I can get some money. *Climbs off roof and heads towards bank.*Nex: *Enters The Bankrupt Bank*Tarix (At desk): Good morning, sir.Nex: It’s terrible. But I want to make it better by extracting 500000$.Tarix: *Opens a safe and gives Nex 500000$* Here you go, sir. Have a nice day!Nex: Wow, he just gave me the money. No wonder the bank’s going bankrupt.In a couple of minutes.Nex: Now, how to spend all this money?Nex: I know! I’ll buy a pet! *Goes to Gali’s Cute Pets*Gali: Hello, mister orange! How can I help you?Nex: I want a pet that would help solve my life’s problems.Gali: Well, Muaka are definitely best at that! You’ll notice your problems will be gone in no time!Nex: Great! How much is one?Gali: 100$.Nex: *gives Gali the money*Gali: *gives Nex the Muaka*Muaka: Roar! Munch munch munch mmm… *eats Nex*Gali: All his problems gone!End of chapter 2.Words: 1071

  2. Yup, a bunch. A few of these that I can remember are:Small crane(2011), Motorbike(2010), Buggy(2010), Helicopter(2010), Quad(2009), snow plow(2009), Go-kart(2009), Dune Buggy (2008), motorbike(2008), Very small forklift(2008), Blue off-road truck(2007), Tractor(2006), Very small crane(2007), Airplane(2005)Also have the Drop Ship.

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