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April 3, 2022
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Nicholas Cage is not a vampire, and the fact that some people are stupid enough to believe it makes me feel very sorry for future generations.
VampireBohrok
He is totally a vampire (did not mean to make that a status update, derp)
Zarohum
Derp indeed. But nobody realizes that we've seen him in movie being younger than the guy in the 1800s. Plus he doesn't look EXACTLY the same. There's a significant resemblance, but not enough to make me believe in vampires.