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It's Matt Smith's Birthday today. (October 28th)

Hapori Tohu denies your wish. I wish that everyone on BZP knew the power of Hapori Tohu.

Because we are under the power of Hapori Tohu's post-hypnotic suggestion. Because Hapori Tohu wills it so! Who else here believes that Hapori Tohu should be worshipped?

You left out the archer behind the dwarf's name. The reason the guy ain't singing no more is that the angry midget at the back killed him. Yeah, I've heard of that happening. Apparently, by December 2012 the world will be completely overrun.

Why are we still standing here?Ninja'd!As we walk, we are continuing to walk... They were mutated by a government experiment. They glow green, and have spikes on their tails.It's something I'm trying to turn into a meme. My last one (The Doctor's real name is Herbert) was a massive failure.

It means that Hapori Tohu is controlling you through post hypnotic suggestion. All hail Hapori Tohu! Why is Hapori Tohu not praised by all?

</p><p> </p><p>Nokama was poisoned by the Rahi Nui's stinger. Nothing to do with pathogens.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Perhaps this was carried by the "viruses" that Makuta are so skilled at manipulating?</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">And while we're on it, what exactly are the Makuta's "viruses"?</p></div>Never try to code a post. I did it with my sig, once. Not a good idea.I didn't, I typed it normally... Unusual... Maybe check with the Staff?

Glatorian and Agori can get diseases. As far as I am aware, MU inhabitants can't. </p><p> </p><p>Nokama was poisoned by the Rahi Nui's stinger. Nothing to do with pathogens.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Perhaps this was carried by the "viruses" that Makuta are so skilled at manipulating?</p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; "> </p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">And while we're on it, what exactly are the Makuta's "viruses"?</p></div>Never try to code a post. I did it with my sig, once. Not a good idea. Okay, I think I have made a successful translation:(quote 1)Nokama was poisoned by the Rahi Nui's stinger. Nothing to do with pathogens. (quote 2)Perhaps this was carried by the 'viruses' that Makuta are so skilled at manipulating?And while we're on it, what exactly are the Makuta's 'viruses'? I believe the Makuta's viruses are chemicals of some sort. And the Koli balls were 'infected' and, if I am correct, it is a canon fact that Infection is contagious. Which may, in fact, make it a disease...

I'm not your brother! You didn't trust Proditor, and he was on your side all along! You lost the right to call me brother long ago.

You know the way they offer you 'bottomless drinks'? They mean it literally. How did I go straight from Tohunga to Turaga, then from Turaga to Toa? I didn't know I could defy the Matoran Life-Cycle.

And they cannot feel pain and are able to still operate when sliced up And I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve...Feel no pain? Cool, but, whether you feel it or not, a broken limb doesn't work. Ohohoho. >:3That's why I said "tricks up my sleeve". Echelon is a Toa of Magnetism, so he can put the limb back together easily Or choke a Toa of Air, who just attempted to betray him. BTW, Proditor isn't dying yet. I need Elemental Ussal before Invisible can kill him.

IC: Proditor Proditor had to think of something. Fast. He'd considered dying during his 407 years underground, but he'd decided against it. Of course, now, it looked like he was going to die."I was..." he began. "Oh, whatever. It looks like I'm going to be dead in a matter of moments, so I don't exactly have time to make an excuse." he tried to say. What came out was more along the lines of a long, drawn-out gurgle. Then, he heard a sound behind him. He would have turned around, but he was (quite literally) under a bit of pressure. Pirok, reaching Tamaru's hut, saw Proditor being choked. Ouch. he thought. He decided he should probably do something to save Proditor, or at least distract the being choking him. He decided, in the end, to throw a ball of flame over the being's head. It would at least distract him, but it wouldn't do any major damage if anyone was injured. OOC: Twist! I threw Pirok in without warning you. Proditor is going to die, but he ain't dying yet!

Haha! Your hat is all crumpled!

Granted! Someone shoots you.I wish Last of the Time Lords actually read my wish, and turned me into a raccoon with all mentioned specifications.

Nah, they always hit too many notes 'cause of the flat hands. They're great for chords, though.Is Terry really dead?

He doesn't have to be a carver to carve. Example:I pick up two stones. One stone is sharper than the other stone. I use the sharp stone to carve my name into the blunt stone.What was going through my head after reading your list of suspects:TAKADOX! TAKADOX! TAKADOX! TAKADOX! TAKADOX!And, has anyone considered that, perhaps, even Greg doesn't know who the murderer is, and that's why he didn't update during the Downtime?

I AM EATING YOU, FOOLISH TALKING SANDWHICH!Is there Life on Mars?

Granted! But there was a Total Event Collapse, and we forgot to bring him back in Big Bang 2, so he never existed.I wish I was a raccoon, which would not feel pain, could not suffer from mental conditions, could not hurt or destroy itself or anything OR anyone else, could not die, could not be touched by any other being, had fully functioning and impossible to fail bodily systems, could not spontaneously combust and could not be erased from existence.

Again with the whole 'apocalypse through words' thing? Seriously? What, did the Hydra get shot, like I suggested?

What? And you all stop trusting your brother, Proditor?

IC: Invisible"I'll just take a dagger." Invisible said, passing over the 30 widgets.IC: ProditorProditor realised that the plan he had earlier probably wouldn't work now, but he should at least give it a shot. He had been a Le-Matoran once too. He ran over to Tamaru's hut, sent a blast of air at the two beings serving the Makuta, and shouted at Tamaru, who we could only hope was still conscious:"Run!"IC: PirokPirok walked out, and began to head towards Tamaru's hut.

Mine was predestined to die, so pretty soon I won't have one either. Of course, I didn't make mine a complete cool dude, like most others.

IC: Pirok"Thankyou. If we are to help him, I suggest we do so soon. If the Vortixx is there, I fear a moment's delay may leave us with only enough of Proditor left to fill a matchbox."IC: ProditorProditor watched as a fight began. A plan began to form in his mind.

IC: ProditorProditor walked over to the group."Wait... You too are followers of Makuta? I will join you, in whatever you have planned."IC: Pirok"I don't think he said the Vortixx was actually there, so I shouldn't have much trouble. That's the other reason I came here: In case there is trouble, would any of you like to help?"OOC: Proditor's time is running out...