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Chapter 6: bionicraft?Pohatu: hey guys! i got some reservations for a trip to some place called minecraft!Gali: i dont know why but i think onua would love minecraft.Onua: that might be true.Kopaka: HEY! how come i never appeared in an episode?Pohatu: thats because you froze yourself under the floor boards of my hut.Kopaka: oh yeah wasnt that when tahu crashed the car from to much whiskey?Tahu: dont talk about that. <_<Hahli: wait how did you fix galis transformation?Pohatu and Gali: i dont want to talk about it.Pohatu: anyway i think the jet should be here just about...*crash*Pohatu: now.Lewa: well you were wrong about one thing...Pohatu: what?Lewa: theres a portal. AND A BUNCH OF LADYS! ^_^Pohatu: i should have took your advice hahli anyways lets go.*later*Pohatu: ok it seems this is a game.Lewa: no *censored* sherlock! http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gifPohatu: ok lets get started. gali get some sand.Gali: thats very offensive towards the element of water.Pohatu: oh well onua get some cobblestone. and word of warning! dont dig straight down!Onua: noted *digs straight down*Pohatu: lewa go punch some trees and get wood.Lewa: what are you? a derp? wait stop censoring when i say derp!Pohatu: tahu just... well stay away from any flint and steel. and kopaka? go get some water in some buckets.Kopaka: but i need iron to make a bucket! :(Onua: taken care of! *dumps it on him* wait we need a furnace to cook the ores?Pohatu: wait we do? wierd. anyway i will work on building the house.*later*Pohatu: ok this will make a good house. onua is there a point why you made the mine directly under the house?Onua: its convenient. :)Pohatu: um its night time so gali. you take the wool and wood to make some beds and me and onua will go mining. oh and make sure you close the door so the creepers dont get in.Gali: *scream!* *closes door*Pohatu: *laugh* *i should stop doing all these things**in the mine*Pohatu: ONUA! DONT DIG THROUGH THAT WALL! LAVA!Onua: anyway im getting gali some gold.Pohatu: wow really getting into her arent you? why?Onua: no reason.Pohatu: you know shes under the influence right now so your just going to take advantage of her.Onua: really!? thanks ill go do that! *runs up to the house*Pohatu: what have i done? hey whats this? diamonds!? ill get some to the others! we need that pickaxe! *runs to the house**in the house*Gali: whats taking them so long? oh hey pohatu!Pohatu: i found diamonds! be sure to give s-Gali: I DO! :biggrin:Pohatu: NO I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY! JUST CRAFT SOME PICKAXES! on second thought ill do it.Onua: hey gali whats going on?Pohatu: dont try it. shes crazy and drunk.Onua: who cares. lets go to the cave i made for dinner ok?Pohatu: you know what? this is wrong. stop trying to take advantage of my sister! *kicks him*Onua: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH *goes through mountain*Gali: huh what happened? i think i had to much whiskey...Pohatu: welcome to the real world blue bot!Onua: my head... hey whats this green thing? hey there little bud- *boom*Kopaka: creeper! :oPohatu: that came out late. lets get inside.Gali: heres some beds place them wherever you like.Lewa: *about to place his next to galis*Gali: *pulls out gun* dont even think about it.Pohatu: HEY GIVE ME MY GUN BACK! *tackles*Gali: stop your making me thirsty!Pohatu: yep shes still drunk.Onua: i call room number one!Tahu: i call room number 3! *grabs chest that says tahus tnt chest*Kopaka: i call room number four!Lewa: i call room number 2!Hahli: i call room number 5!Pohatu: where did you come from?Hahli: i was with hewkii in a 2x2 hole in the ground! it was fun actually.Hewkii: never do that again! also i get room number six!Gali: and to make the night better im going to make hahli and pohatu share a room too.Pohatu: no way id rather have to spend the night with that dark hunter than hahli!Gali: dont make me use onewas mask...Pohatu: fine...SSSSSSSsssssssssssssss *booom*Pohatu: CREEPER! GET INTO THE MINE!*in the mine*Pohatu: ok everybody start mining. we need to get supplies and probably make a home down here. its safer.*hiss*Pohatu: or not....ENDWHAT HAPPENS NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!

Chapter 5: siblings? or worse?Pohatu: im not going to the pool! you know what happened last time!*Flashback*Gali: *thinking* this is perfect now that pohatu is drunk. i can finally get him in the pool!Pohatu: *falls in water* you know this isnt half bad! wait... THIS IS WATER! NOOOOOOO!*stone float pops out from the pool*Pohatu: thats better *eats an apple*Gali: MY APPLES! *tackles pohatu*Pohatu: get off lewas recording!Lewa: *hides camera* nobodys recording anything * End Flashback*Gali: dont worry we got a swimming instructor for you*hahli walks in*Pohatu: you got to be kidding me.Hahli: come on dont be a matoran. *drags him**later*Pohatu: just a second i got an email! Pohatu: well i did defeat roodaka once when i-Lewa: no please dont tell that story! its messed up to the third degree!Pohatu: anyway*flashback*Snakebug:stop following me before poison you from head to foot!Roodaka: please take the cream!Snakebug: you know im part snake so i cant eat cream. *growls*Pohatu: stop right there you filthy animal full of gunpowder and fried mauka with a steak and nineteen pound hewkii and macku inside!Snakebug: TMI man TMI...Roodaka: what can you do without weapons?Roporak: *runs by* you jinxed yourself!Pohatu: you dont know what im capable of... *pulls out ghost busters gun from the ground*Roodaka: NOOOOO! *gets sucked in**End Flashback*Pohatu: then an unlucky zaktan walked by. poor guy he is just particles stuck together. he got every molecule sucked in.Gali: hey what is this cream!?Pohatu: oh that little *censored**Later*Pohatu: doctor mutran? gali put this cream on and she is turning into a man by the second. i just hope she doesnt become a female in a males body.Mutran: ok first thing you do. make sure her interest in guys is lowered and stays at a minimum of none.Hahli: you should ask lewa to do that.Lewa: HEY! :oHahli: im just stating the facts. *punches liwa*Liwa: ow!Hahli: oops wrong person. *punches lewa*Mutran: second make sure she stays away from any other blue people. other than tarix.Tarix: i find that offensive! :burnmad:Mutran: third hold the person to stop the transformation.Lewa: *slowly reaches for camera*Pohatu: *gulp* so..you mean?Mutran: yes i mean that. unless your planning to...Pohatu: IM NOT TAKING IT THAT STEP FURTHER. NO WAY IN KARZANI AM I...Lewa: *recording* go on ^_^Pohatu: never mind. ill come back in a few days to tell you the results.*9 days later*Pohatu: bad news. instead of lowering her interest in guys. it got higher.Hahli: i knew we should have made lewa do that.*loud hissing sound*Snakebug: you also made her like fangs with that cream. these are a set of fangs ill never grow back!Mutran: also this cream effects her emotions and makes her very emotional. thats why shes acting wierd around you guys.Pohatu: is that the reason she left these letters on my windows?Mutran: there is only one more way to reverse the effects. do something no toa should do. M to MLewa: you mean we get M&Ms? awesome!Hahli: that had nothing to do with M&Ms.Mutran: ill have my assistant teach you the basics.Pohatu: this is madness. *shaking violently*Mutran: but first we are going to test your mind set.*in the test room*Mutran: ok we will line all these blue people up. that includes you tarix.Tarix: why is it always me!?Mutran: ok rank these three people from one to three meaning who is the best being one. or 3. meaning somebody who doesnt matter.Pohatu: oh this is a pain in butt.Hahli: you mean gears?Pohatu: wait why is there a green person in there?Mutran: oh thats gorast. i put her in there because shes an animal i would really not want to deal with.Gorast: hello der! :pilot:Pohatu: how did she do that?Mutran: the world will never know.Pohatu: ok heres my list1. hahli2. that dark hunter3. gorastMutran: who is "that dark hunter"Lariska: there is only one dark hunter hereMutran: your not in the official storyline though!Lariska: i have the book right here. *hands him the book*Mutran: wait you fought a piraka?Lariska: hey pohatu dont you have that son of yours to attend to?Pohatu: i told you hes not mine.Lariska: dont deny it.Pohatu: snake. please end it here.Snakebug: ok fine. but im making the next episode longer because of this.END

episode 4: technical difficultiesSnakebug: sadly my laptop died. and i think a toa of electricity did it.Interviewer: then how are you wrighting it right now?Snakebug: *facepalm*Interviewer: nevermind. what are the characters up to?Snakebug: i dont want know*on matanui*Pohatu: *carrying hewkii* HES NOT MINE!Random matoran: whos your father?Hewkii: HES NOT MINE!Pohatu: i have "HES NOT MINE!" copyrighted!Both: oh brother.Gali: POHATU HAD A KID!? I WANNA SEE!Pohatu: on the count of three we run. got it?Hewkii: who says im not running?Pohatu: you said it wrong anyway. RUUUUUUUN!!*cue benny hill music*Pohatu: ok i think we lost her.Hewkii: *laughing*Pohatu: why are you laughing? whats so funny?Hewkii: check your six. or your back in this case.Gali: i finally caught up. *taps mask* why so fast?Pohatu: HES NOT MINE!Gali: he might be any one of ours. *pulls out machine* genetics test i say!Pohatu: i really dont think thats *clunk* necessaryHewkii: i dont deserve this. *clunk*Gali: the machine says that... wait WHAT!? IM HIS MOTHER!?Pohatu: dont you think this is all connected to the time we all went to the*conversation missing. adult conversation kiddies!*Pohatu: and then tahu crashed the car from to much whiskie?Gali: wait then that means...*pause*Both: um excuse us for a moment.Hewkii: hafu! get the hidden cameras set up!*later in the locked hut down the blawk.*get the reference**Pohatu:lets get this straightened out. ok? even though am i scared out of my armor.*at a hidden trailer down the BLAWK*Hewkii and Hafu: THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!Hewkiis phone: you got an email from macku.Hewkii: that little...*ce....*lets switch to the toa. shall we?*Gali: why are we here?Pohatu: i know somebody that could fix this mess.Gali: your scary.Pohatu: its a gift. *wink*Gali: dont do that. :burnmad:Pohatu: help my mind is full of ba.... awesomeness! :biggrin:Gali: STOP THAT! *slaps him and goes flying*Pohatu: you should have learned not to slap me long ago!Gali: MY ARM!Pohatu: wow have fun with that. *pulls out gun*Onewa: next target gali.Pohatu: that was wierd dream... what happened. was somebody in my mind?Gali: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.pngPohatu: oh no its happening to you to!!! its a curse! theres no telling what this person could do!Hewkii: what like random anime songs for all eternity!? thats worse than being gorast!Macku: or hewkii turning into toa!?Hewkii: *changes into toa form* already happened. :bigsmile:Macku: *faints*Hewkii: YES! NO MORE SPAM IN MY INBOX!Hafu: or macku using your credit card to buy stuff to ruin your house.Gali: *staring at pohatu* :drool:Tahu: RUN BLACKMAN RUN!Onua: remind me beat tahu for being racist.Pohatu: ok *runs using mask of speed all the way to voya nui*Hewkii: oh that reminds me we got questions for you guys!Gali: ok first one.Hafu: i didnt know it wore of that fast Roodaka: hello there.*12 hours later*Gali: *hypnotised* :drool:Pohatu: *walks in* ok im. THATS JUST MESSED UP TO THE THIRD DEGREE!Roodaka: what are you going to do about it? :evilgrin:Announcer: COMMENCE RAP BATTLE!*after hours of rapping*Roodaka: *in corner* :crying:Hewkii: it looks just like the email.Jaller: hey guys whats up?Hewkii: what are you doing here? and why are we all mahri before ignika?Snakebug: i thought you guys looked better that way. *winks at hahli*Hewkii: dont become me. infact i should tell that to myself too. *looks at a motionless macku*Hahli: your still hooked on macku? the person who literally flooded your house when she knew you cant swim?Hewkii: good point. wait what are you setting up?End*jazz music* thank you for watching this episode of ask pohatu and co. we will see you next episode.*music continues* TURN THE BLOODY THING OFF!

Episode 3: the Sandwich triangle.Pohatu: im not even going to try to comprehend what that means.Snakebug: somethings are best not found out.Gali: *battered and bruised* lets not do that again.Tahu: wow you look like pohatu with those bruises *laugh*Onua: RACIST! :alert:Pohatu: what happened to you?Gali: i saw a very... umm i shouldnt say that word.Vorox: i am your father!Gali: no your not!Vorox: want proof? *drops pictures*Gali: no, it cant be true!Lewa: *recording* This is definantly going on #######!Gali: bad Lewa! :spank:Lewa: ow please stop the pain!Teridax: i have come for my shirts that Gali stole!Gurrahk: i knew we shouldnt have let him absorb Roodaka. now hes a cross dresser and a sissy.Lerahk: that made no sense.Turahk: does anything gurrahk say make sense?Lerahk: good pointVorox: oh and here is your mother *shows picture*Gali: *faints*Vorox: wow didnt know gorast could make people faint.Krika: shes just that ugly. *mask glowing*Vorox: stop using your mask of repulsiveness or whatever its called!Krika: okay just give me tickets.Vorox: that made no sense.Turahk: does anything krika make sense?Vorox: what is this some running joke now?Sorry stoping here because we have a storm and im about to lose power bye

Episode 2: upgrades!Snakebug: today i present you with upgrades!Lewa: *covered in slime* tell me something i dont know. ugh!Snakebug: whatever. Pohatu your first!Pohatu: *gulp* dont gulp for me! *sorry* gulp.*lights fill the room and randomness bounces*Pohatu: help me i cant stop walking backwards!Lewa: its Pohatu Jackson! hes doing the moonwalk!Pohatu: guys this isnt funny! help!Onua: *with boombox* domo arigato mister roboto!Everybody: unfitting music!Onua: oops *clicks off button*Tahu: not long until gali screams.Onua: should we help him?Tahu: nah this will be funny.Lewa: got my camera!Hahli: *crashes through window* ow. i shouldnt try catipult launching anymore. woah.Onewa: Whats with the crowd? woah.Pohatu: enough admiring! more doing!Hewkii: thats the power of home depot.Onua: ok *chasing after him* stand still!Snakebug: it will take a while to get used to it.Tahu: i got an idea! *grabs a random rocket*Pohatu: no dont!Tahu: rockets will go to ga-koro!Pohatu: at least send me to Germany! *flies off*Gali: wait for me! *runs after him*Pohatu: well this looks like the end for me. *falls off rocket*Gali: ok im here!Pohatu: *lands on pad* stay calm we are taking over the ship!Everybody in the village: *SCREAM*Pohatu: Kikanalo beef on a sandwich! :OMG:Zesk: umm play?Zeskmunks: *random song*Pohatu: *kick*Zeskmunks: AAAHHHHH!Pohatu: ouch that hurts my ears!Hahli ignika: wassup!Hewkii ignika: wassup!Jaller ignika: paper!Kongu ignika: i cant fly mate!Matoro ignika: ...Nuparu: wind fly!Lewa: HEY! wind fly is restricted to air types only! see here? :lookhere:Nuparu: sorry but thats just gibberish.Lewa: DOH!Homer: hey i have "DOH!" copyrighted!Pohatu: i hate my life.Snakebug: ok lets just end this here. bye!!Fred: HEY ITS FRED!Snakebug: END IT NOEWTEHENDSnakebug: why do the noobs make the end parts?

Episode 1: i hate reviving fadsPohatu: why do you hate fads! im addicted to ask comedys.Snakebug: i also hate making multiple comedys at once.Lewa: get over it dinosnake!Snakebug: call me that again, and you will be in my stomach.Lewa: dinosna *gets eaten*Pohatu: ok cough him up.Snakebug: no. he was tasty.Pohatu: do it or i will make Tahu hypnotize Gali to stalk you every where you go.Snakebug: you know im the author right? and if you do that i will make your worst fears come true. :evilgrin:Pohatu: do your worst!Snakebug: alrighty then. INITIATE PASSAGE OFEngineer: nopeSnakebug: oh not this again. INITIATE PASSAGE OFMedic: OKTOBER FEST!Snakebug: *clicks mute button* thats better INTIATE PASSAGE OF TIME!Pohatu: where am i? whats with the decorations on my hut?Hewkii: oh we did that.Pohatu: did macku convince you into playing some prank?*bucket of water falls on Pohatu's head*Macku: sort of.Gali: here is your computer and email account information. *gives what was listed* *jumping*Pohatu: why are you so hyper?Gali: i drank coffee and we are startin a ask comedy!Whenua: skipped a letter its actually "starting" but its copyrighted.Pohatu: doh!Homer: i have "doh!" copyrighted!Pohatu: im confused :confusedface:Gali: thats not an emoticon. :burnma...Tahu: that emoticon is restriced to fire type people only! see it right here? why is it squished?Snakebug: sorry the emoticons are broken im still working on it.Tahu: im going to you!Snakebug: i guess there working again.Gali: hey Pohatu you got a question!Pohatu: ok lets see. Pohatu: whats hal hi? you mean lol hi?Onua: run away! its a bomb!Pohatu: so whats the news? your secretly moving in?Gali: yeeeeennnnnoooooPohatu: good.Turahk: um im lost my father and mother were with me but there gone.Teridax: i told you not to mention that!Turahk: who is my mother anyway?Teridax: i told you before im both. stop searching for your biological mother!Turahk: but i thought roodaka was...Teridax: shes not your mother. wait isnt she dead?Turahk: you mean shes been lying!? i must find my brothers!Teridax: seems like ive got traitor! i will kill roodaka again. and ill tell her to get up so i can shoot her again and absorb her.Guurahk: gross. then your going to be a cross dresser!Lerahk: he already is. *drops pictures**in this next scene there will a lot of sensless laughing that has been cut out. so lets end it now*THE ENDlike i said i run to many comedys at once

the visoraks randomnessEpisode 3: what was i supposed to say again?Roporak: guys help me out! Boggorak wont get off my leg!Gama: *throws laptop* BOOM HEADSHOT! *laptop hits the wall* LAG! Keelerak: that was odd Oohnorak: *pulling Boggorak* get off you little...Over-dubbed voice: spaghetti!Gama: I HATE WORD FILTERS IN GAMES!Everybody: THIS ISNT A GAME!Gama: its not!? please the great beings of video games! please give us games! Roporak: that was uncalled for dont you think?Boggorak: yeah.Sidorak: thank you for shooting Roodaka. you wouldnt believe how much she begged me for money.Roporak: no thanks needed.Boggorak: im in the mood for some ice cream. suukorak? do you have any?Suukorak: well heres your choice of ice cream flavors mint, vanilla, chocolate or people!Roporak: what was that last one?Suukorak: chocolate.Roporak: on second thought were is Beggerak?Boggorak: well...[FLASHBACK]Beggerak: why are you putting me in a cage?! i dont deserve this!Boggorak: well your me and there can only be one of me.Beggerak: well can i atleast have some gold or money?Boggorak: *sigh* your worse than Roodaka.[ENDFLASHBACK]Roporak: ok but please stay one gender. i cant handle having to guess all the time!Snakebug: hey Roporak just letting you know your going to do another song next episode.Roporak: well atleast there isnt a crowd.Snakebug: actually there is going to be one.Roporak: fine ill bring some spare armor.Snakebug: and your doing that with Boggorak.Roporak: if he changes gender in the middle of the song i will kill him!Boggorak: this will be fun. THE ENDwhat will become of Roporak? will i ever stop turning into a dinosaur? will gama ever get his games? tune in next time.

this is a great design! im just wondering how you get all those peices.but just to be funny it would be cool if you added a tail. havent seen many batman MOCS lately. keep it up!i also challange you to make killer croc!From: some person who is Snakebug

the visooraks randomnessepsiode 2: i was dared...Oohnorak: but that doesnt make sense!Snakebug: if your going to critisize the narator go to the nuva inn.Oohnorak: nevermind...*music starts*Oohnorak: whats going on!?Snakebug: oh you will see...*song**i dont care by Apocalyptica*Roporak: i try to make it through my life... in my way, theres you... i try to make it through these lies, and thats all i do...just dont deny it, dont try to fight this, and deal with.and thats just part of it...IF YOU WERE DEAD OR STILL ALIVE, I DONT CARE, I DONT CARE...JUST GO AND LEAVE THIS ALL BEHIND, CAUSE I SWEAR!Boggorak: I SWEAR!Roporak: I DONT CARE!i try to make you see my side, i always try to stay in line, but your eyes see right through,thats all they do.im getting buried in this place, ive got no room, youre in my face...dont say anything just go away...IF YOU WERE DEAD OR STILL ALIVE, I DONT CARE, I DONT CARE...JUST GO AND LEAVE THIS ALL BEHIND, CAUSE I SWEAR!Boggorak: I SWEAR!Roporak: I DONT CARE!IM CHANGING EVERYTHING, CAUSE YOU WONT BE THERE FOR ME!IM CHANGING EVERYTHING, CAUSE YOU WONT BE THERE FOR ME!IF YOU WERE DEAD OR STILL ALIVE, I DONT CARE, I DONT CARE...JUST GO AND LEAVE THIS ALL BEHIND! CAUSE I SWEAR!Boggorak: I SWEAR!Roporak: I DONT CARE!IF YOU WERE DEAD OR STILL ALIVE...I DONT CARE!Boggorak: I DONT CARE!Roporak: I DONT CARE!Boggorak: I DONT CARE...JUST GO AND LEAVE THIS ALL BEHIND!Both: I DONT CARE! I SWEAR! I DONT CARE!Roporak: at allllllll...*end song*Roodaka: but you were my main guardian, my friend! i thought you cared.Roporak: have you noticed the whole lyrics of this song has said *pulls out gun* I DONT CARE! *shoots roodaka off the ledge*gama(gamer matoran): BOOM HEADSHOT!Roporak: boggorak? what are you staring at?Boggorak: Roporak: wow even spliting him in two with a spear of fusion didnt stop his constant gender changes. THE END!hope you guys liked it and i tryed to start the gama fad. AKA the gamer matoranGama: BOOM HEADSHOT!Snakebug: get out of the THE END section!

blue: boggarakgreen: keelarakblack: oohnorakbrown: roporakwhite: suukorakred: vohtarakthe Visorak's randomnessEpisode 1: fatality(the day vakama set them free)Roporak:ok so what do we do now? sit around and watch the fireworks? or get out of here and do something!?everybody else: :popcorn:Roporak: i guess i asked.Oohnorak: im heading to nearest resteraunt thats made by us. cya.Roporak: ok see you later *long pause* wait what?*after alot of walking*Keelarak: GUYS BOGGARAK IS DROWNING!Roporak: dont worry Boggorak can swim.Boggarak: *blub*HELP*blub*Keelarak: i think hes dead.Roporak: i dont think so one time this happened and he was under there for 10 hours. and when we got him out he changed gender like a gahlok.Keelarak: i guess so... wait what?Boggorak: *climbs out of the water* why didnt you help? i was knocked out and i was thinking about resturaunts! (foreshadowing)Roporak: see he changed genders again.Oohnorak: i have a wierd sense of deja vu.*later*Vohtarak: ok how are we going to start this resturaunt you been screaming about? we dont have money.Suukorak: i can fix that.Monerak(visorak of money): you want five hundred bucks?Vohtarak: yes?Monerak: fine but you owe me something in return.Vohtorak: sure what?Monerak: you owe me food,entertainment and comedyRoporak: then go to the pohatu comedy club! were you can get all that and more!Vohtarak: you cant advertise at all can you?Roporak: i dropped out at an advertisement school when i forgot my secret number.Vohtarak: you mean the infomercial channel.Roporak: they will never forgive me.Vohtarak: how about you try out a similar one? like the news?Roporak: oh they argued to much! they cant stop complaining!Monerak: what are you talking about?Vohtarak: ok fine we will give you what you need but lets make the building.Boggorak: so cliche! think of something different! long faced loser.Roporak: change back to a guy before i make you! and you have a bad case of multiple personality syndrom.Vohtarak: is that a real sickness?Roporak: no but he/she has it.Boggorak: make me!Roporak: ok you asked for it!*this scene has been taken out because of the thrashings beatings pincers in the face attacks that are not suitable for young children*Roporak: sometimes i think the only way to fix you is to get vezons spear of fusion.Boggorak: *guys voice* ok do it i cant stand being two people anymore!Vezon: did somebody say "two" people?Boggorak: yes?Vezon: THEN PREPARE TO BE SPLIT IN TWO!Boggorak: *double voice* THE PAIN! IT BUUUUUURRRRNSRoporak: overused. Boggorak: shut up!Beggarak: yeah shut up!Vohtarak: i hate mondays.Monday: did i ask for your opinion?everybody: Monday: why does everybody hate me why!?!?!? Roporak: i didnt know monday had a face! THE ENDim just making this comedy for fun so this is just practice. hope you enjoyed though!

i love the comedy! but i was wondering if we could see a bit more pohatu? maybe an episode where he gets an accent would be nice. but so far i really like the comedy but so far im having trouble loading the page for the original nuva inn. any way we can fix that?

Vorox: well i guess the writer needs to get some more time on his hands dont you crazy string.Snakebug: like i said before my nickname is not crazy string. its Crazy snake.Chapter 5: the night bitil went crazy.Vorox: ok bitil why are you one of the only sane ones here?Bitil: do you really want to know?Vorox: yesBitil: how does getting strapped to a pool table and getting hit by an 8 ball at 100 miles an hour right in your bloody face sound? or your father always taunting you with a hammer saying "why so british."? or mabey getting shock therapy with an thousand volts pumped into you? may i go on? Vorox: well who was doing this to you then?Bitil: it all started when i was cloned.(FLASHBACK)Computer: cloning prossess complete.Bitil: alright why is my clone a lassy?Teridax: i dont know i guess there was an error in the system. open it.Bitil: *the Bitil clone lands on Bitil* Teridax get this person off of me shes bloody worse than krika!Bitil clone: who am i? whats going on? hey brother whats up? *faints**the wall falls on the bitil clone*Teridax: wheres the surup? Bitil: dont talk to my sister like that!Teridax: um whats the matter?Bitil: i...need...some time.*later*Teridax: ok this person needs a name. we cant just call her clone all the time.Gorast: tell you what lets leave you two together for some brother sister bonding.Bitil: YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS MONSTROCITY WHAT WILL I SAY!? *runs to the door*Krika: *using his mask* cant touch this.(ENDFLASHBACK)Bitil:so i just decided to lock her down in the cells.Vorox: then lets go find this person.Bitil: krikas down there too are you sure you want to go?Roodaka: if you need help im here.Vorox: huh? *sees Roodaka tied up hanging from the cealing.*Bitil: dont help her shes a thief.Vorox: and a good appitizer. im hungry.Roodaka: help a kitty out here.Vorox: you are in no means related to a cat. but you might taste like one .Gorast: get away from Roodaka! i cant risk you becoming another sidorak!Vorox: why do you care and whos sidorak?Gorast: you dont want to know.Vorox: but im *sniff* whats that smell? hmm poison, stingers, my fathers odor. wait i smell my fathers odor?Gorast: your the only one who can smell that you know.Vorox:*looks out the window* its my pack! i got to get out there!Little vorox: wait for us!Vorox: move it or lose it get out there!Vamprah: :begging:Vorox: whats he saying?Gorast: hes saying dont leave.Vorox: you can come if you like but it looks like there moving in.Teridax: oh not more residents! we already have enough people here!Vamprah: :sigh:Teridax: what are smiling about vamprah!?Vamprah: you act sssssso ssssstupid when your angry.Gorast: SNAKE!Snakebug: *sigh* what do you need?Gorast: i wasnt yelling for you its that vamprah talks like a snake!Snakebug: snakes cant talk though.Krika: i will now pat you down for your flight.Bitil: Krika im going to bloody murder you!Krika: security! get the terrorist!ENDim not doing good writing today. still getting used to it so hoped you enjoyed!

Gorast: its been a while since we made a comedy.Vorox: dont worry we can start where we left off.Mutran: yeah right... *points to his lab on fire*episode 4: every Vorox has his dayVorox: ok i dont have time for this chirox i have 10 hungry kids waiting for me.Chirox: you look kind of sick just take the pill and you will feel better.Vorox: ok but if i find myself going crazy im coming after you. *swallows pill*Chirox: how do you feel?Vorox: wierd *ice rahkshi runs by* now im angry.Teridax: come back with that thing! thats a scream krata for my new sound rahkshi!Gorast: whats with the comotion? *sees chirox* are you messing with mutrans stuff again?Chirox: yeeeeesssss?Icarax: *knocks Chirox out* i am ze spy.Mutran: ok who took my expierement's? *sees Icarax* hey! long time no see!Icarax: this will be the last time you see me. *disapears with a smoke bomb*Mutran: thats what he said last time.Vorox: IM DANGEROUS IM UGLY AND ILL HURT YA.Nokama: calm down Vorox its alright.Vorox: um thanks? :lookaround:Gorast: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/mad.gifChirox: i smell a fight.Icarax: your supposed to be knocked out! *knocks him out*Mutran: see i knew he would come back!Nokama: somebody seems envy with green! *fight begins with clawing scratching and biting*Vorox: ENOUGH! IF YOU ALL DONT STOP I WILL PERSONALLY EAT YOU TWO ALIVE!Nokama: you do that?Vorox: do you really want to find out? because im actually hungry to eat somebody. somebody in blue armor and somebody in green.Gorast: im flattered http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/blush.pngGali: does that include me?Vorox: no your not as crunchy. though im not a picky eater.*looks at Gorast and Chirox*Kinna: hi guys hows it going?Vorox: *stutters* g... how did you get here!?Kinna: well when you got rocketed out of the energized protodermis i was stuck to you and landed here. and i was knocked out for a few days.and i heard somebody was jealous so i woke up. hey more blue people i think i can fit in here.Vorox: no not the dance again! THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MOVIE!Gorast: i want in!Vorox: Gorast dont do it!Gorast: to late.*does the dance*Chirox: i would pay to see this.Teridax: ok i finnally caught it *sees whats going on* WHAT IS THIS?! I WOULD RATHER HAVE THAT TAKUA GUY LIGHT UP MY LAIR THAN WATCH THIS!Vorox: the only person who can stop this madness is... POHATU JACKSON!Pohatu: why do you call me that?Vorox: because your the only one who has the same effect. now bust the move!Pohatu: ok just this once. *music starts and he does the moonwalk*Kinna: :drool:Gorast: i really cant believe that was your reaction *stops dancing*Vorox: YEESSS! THE MADNESS HAS ENDED! now quick throw kinna in the nearest cell!Teridax: ok but where did pohatu go?Pohatu: *being carried off by gali* HEEEELP MEEEEE!Vorox: now Gorast we need to talk NOW!Gorast: i love it when your angry.Vorox: im flattered NOW MOVE SOLDIER!Teridax: note to self if vamprah moves in gavla lives outside.Vamprah: *throws gavla outside*Teridax: that was fast.ENDhope you guys liked it my other post was burried because school took over but if you guys liked and have any ideas just post a reply.PS: i am accepting people to add there characters by posting who your character is.name:species:communication: *like how vamprah can only use emoticons*personality:colour:discription:

i might add some bzp members in this episode so BEWARE. chapter 3 the sickness part 2 Vorox: ugh what happened oh hey there. little vorox: um miss Gorast said you should give us names. Vorox: ummm please tell me im dreaming. Gorast: nope you arent. Vorox: well this is great. wait why does that one over there look like gorast? Gorast: we dont know but were getting D.N.A tests today. Vorox: well teri. wait now im thinking like a father. i cant believe your not bothered by this Gorast. Mutran: well are you ready to go? Vorox:uh lets get this over with. *D.N.A test building* Lewa 0111: well it seems that the eggs were Gorast's Vorox: how is that possible? Lewa 0111: she is the person who gave you the eggs. Vorox: Gorast: are you ok? Vorox: WERE ALL GONNA BLOODY DIE! *faints* *back at destral* Vorox: my face feels like a kikanalo stomped it... Chirox: thats because you stabbed one to death on the way here. Vorox: oh Gorast: you took a big hit to the head too. Vorox: the last thing i remember is some blue person with hooks trying to drag me off. Gali: hey i was only trying to eat something when i realized he wasnt a steak. Rahkshi: i drew out some plans master as you can see this is the main theater of war. Teridax: change Rahkshi: look i drew a picture on a place mat its you in a canoo Teridax: change Rahkshi: how about this awesome photograph its me with toa Teridax: change Rahkshi: i laminated a picture of a post it stamp what you may look like when your old and dead. Teridax: i dont think your much of an advisor i was thinking of hiring somebody else. Rahkshi: but im a general you cant kick me out of here. Teridax: i dont need a general what i need is a stratagist! Rahkshi: change Teridax: i dont need a general what i need is a masoost! Rahkshi: change Teridax: i dont need a general what i need is gary coleman! Vorox: ummm what? Mutran: dont worry they do this all the time. little vorox: lets play kohli! Chirox to little vorox: man you are one pathetic loser. Vorox: grrr Chirox: Gorast: well thats slightly odd and funny Teridax: i dont need a general what i need is the mask of life! *END* hope you liked it please respond and also if you want to be in an episode please ask.

@ Lewa Thanks ill use some of your ideas in this chapter. chapter 2 The sickness Teridax: well ive noticed that vorox has become un ussually cruel. Chirox: he almost killed me! and destroyed my chemistry set! Mutran: what were you doing with MY chemistry set!? Chirox: nothing Gorast: well i like it. even though he dented my armor so it looks like a golf ball. Teridax: im worried about him. he seems sick and he is acting like somebody stole his child. Vorox: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MOTHERS EGGS! I WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP THEM SAFE! Gorast: you just jinxed us. Bitil: *with the eggs* ive always wanted to be a father. Teridax: well one of us needs to go talk to him. but he would destroy the person. we need somebody who can keep him calm... somebody who can slip past the barrier... somebody like... Everybody: http://www.bzpower.com/board/public/style_emoticons/default/fear.gif Teridax: and guess who im looking at... Gorast: fine ill go *sigh* i have to use the pool anyway. Vorox: WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE EGGS!? Mutran: i got to see how this works out *goes to the security room* *the Vorox room* Gorast: um uh whats going on? Vorox: *calms down* oh hi Gorast. Gorast: *thinking* i didnt know it would be this easy. um well why are you so mad? Vorox: new inviornment some eggs that are supposed to.... *tail pops out of egg* little vorox's: daddy! Vorox: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides behind bed* Gorast: well isnt that a sight. *little vorox's are on her shoulder's (i couldnt add what they said)* Vorox: are they asleep yet? *peeks over and gets tackled* Gorast:well you dont see that every day. Vorox: hey stop. that tickles! not on the tail! Teridax: ok whats going on. oh my... Vorox: i can explain HEY dont bite my ankles! Teridax: Gorast why didnt you tell me... Vorox: HEY THESE WHERE MY MOTHERS EGGS i was supposed to keep safe. but now i dont want to let them go... I MEAN THEY.... UH I... Gorast: he feels like a father already. Vorox: oh well they said your there mother! so the jokes on you! Gorast: im glad to be one. Mutran: this is comical! keep the camera rolling! Vorox: well this wasnt supposed to happen! why couldnt i be alone when they hatched! Gorast: its ok well work through it. Vorox: oh im gonna be sick. *runs to the restroom with the new borns following.* Krika: i think one had gorast's face. *heres a faint and a crash noise* Krika: um wow didnt know he would react that way. Teridax: i need to ask gorast a few questions about those eggs. Vorox: um i have confesion to make! i am not a *faints* Icarax: lets give him some time. Chirox: good idea.this might be under 300 words but i will post part 2 to this chapter hope you like it!

(credit lord of shadows for some of the ideas NOTE: this is not a copy paste thing) *on destral* teridax: were is mutran!? i told him to be here by sundown! mutran,screaming: ITS THE KRATTA INFESTATION ALL OVER AGAIN! teridax: huh afraid of a simple kratta how funny. im gonna have fun with this. *later* teridax to chirox: he thinks has fline swu chirox:i think your up to something again. teridax well right now nobody is getting on my nerves. so why would i be up to something? chirox i know that look on your face. *blasts him* WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER! teridax: your dead. chirox lukes voice: no, thats not true! *on bara magna* vorox: what is this stuff? gelu:oh just some energized protodermis. vorox now mutated with claws and very shiny: WHAAT! *flys away off the planet* gelu: wow i never new he had it in him. what do you think kinna? *sees her getting pulled by a rope with the vorox* gresh: well mata nuis gonna be mad. *back on destral again* gorast: hey um i see a meteor coming straight for us mutran: well it looks alive to me! RUN! *vorox crashes through the window knocking down a whole bunch of weird liquids down* vorox dazed: where am i! who are you two! *points at mutran and gorast and mutran* are you related? gorast grinning: shiny vorox: hey off that topic. whats going on! teridax whispering to gorast: take him to the spare room vorox: hey dont touch me! *whips his tail at gorast* teridax: ok this is getting boring INITIATE PASSAGE OF TIME. *when everybody is under control and vorox sides with them* teridax: okay now lets get aquainted with vorox. this is bitil. bitil: end my life please. teridax: ok that was odd? this is gorast. gorast: im not the only one who is mutated finnaly teridax: um you guys are weird... vorox: woah hold on first of all gorast is eating my food and second whats with these drinks? teridax: wait guys dont drink them! *vorox and gorast drink one at the same time* gorast attached to vorox: well this is an inconveniance mutran: teridax it wont wear off until tomorrow but for now get some sleep. vorox:unless i can get a wall inbetween us both im not going to sleep! teridax: very well... *in the basement* teridax: you two stay here for the night *lock noise* vorox looking at some cell bars: who is that? vortell: who is there? vorox: well if it isnt vortell. my crazy twin made from me. vortell: and it is also vorex the person i was made from. gorast: ooh i hear some commosion... vortell: whos got your back vorex: dont say it i know what your thinking and i will strangle you if you say it. *gorast drops* gorast: now who are you.. oh i see whats going on now vorex:umm vortell using hypnotism:whats wrong? vorex: gorast your sickning! gorast:what did i say? vorex snaps out of it: stupid hypnotism vortell: lets make a deal. you let me out ill repay you. vorex: what are you gonna repay me with? vortell: oh you will see *looks slyly at gorast* vorex: um ok this is weird ill let you out vortell tackles vorex: how doin old brother! vorex:pretty good but then i get tackled by vortell and fell. vortell: your silly vortex: and you are painful. teridax: ok everybody up now! vorex: its morning already? vortell: well time flys when your having fun. vorex: what? vortell: nevermind. *upstairs* teridax: it seems everybody is in one peice *looks at vorex and vortell* well i think you found a new friend. everybody but bitil: vorex to bitil: are they always like this? bitil: pretty much. teridax: ok but anyways since you guys make me laugh. vorex i have a plan for you. vorex: how do you know my name? teridax: look up. vorex: oh *later in metru nui* teridax: well here we are vorex: on a stage? teridax: yes because its a contest! vorex reading sign: partner...music...contest rock only vorex: um but i dont have a partner. well who is going to be my partner? teridax: guys? come out! *gorast and vortell walk out* vorex: oh come on im the only guy! teridax: deal with it! vorex: you will pay for this teridax: ok show starts in a bit vorex: what does that... *curtains go away* mean... vorex: ok ill give it my best shot. *starts singing crashed perfectly* *song ends* crowd: vorex: ok im out *everybody starts walking back to destral* vortell: but that doesnt make sense? *did i ask you?* vortell: ok you win *back at destral* vortell: hey why dont i get to look different? vorex: first of all i got mutated, not some fox like you that went to the shops and never came back. vortell: oh i remember *shudders* *flashback* vortell: ok im going somewhere thats not here. vorex: fine *at the shops* shop person 1: i could use that armor. shop person 2: can i have your tail? *end flashback* vortell: but can you change me in some way? and look that gorast person seems to... vorex: no more talk about gorast! vortell: oooohhhh vorex in wheatley voice: WERE ALL GONNA BLOODY DIE! krika muffled in next room: NO I DONT WANT TO DIE!vorex: fine ill do it *pulls out tools* *later* vortell: well i like this. im off! vorex: ok i think i went into overkill there. *in krikas room* vortell: hi krika! krika: oh hi *turns around* you scared me to death! vortell: okay that was odd *icarax room* vortell: hi whats up? icarax: oh hi..... wow vortell: good job vorex next one up mutran. vortell: um hi mutran mutran: a little ounce of that here and another here and then... *BOOOOM* vortell: mutran um are you alright? mutran: just let me lay here and die vortell: wow uncalled for. *gorasts room* gorast: wow you look different did you pull a roodaka on vorex? vortell: you could say that. but how did you know. gorast: i saw on the security system that you were acting just like roodaka off of web of shadows. vortell: well um who is vorex to you? gorast: dont get me started. vortell: ok im out *later on with gorast* gorast thinking: im gonna go see what vorex is doing. *at vorex room* gorast: hey vorex vorex: what? gorast: vortell has been acting weird around us lately. vorex: i knew i went into overkill! gorast: and she has been using her hypnotism to make us do really weird stuff. vorex: ill be there right away! *at the main hall* icarax: who left the missletoe up from last christmas?(its just an illusion) vorex general ackbar voice: ITS A TRAP! *vorex tackles vortell making the illusion dissapear* vorex: you have taken it to far now! vortell: fine ill stop sheesh and gorast is whatching you right now. hope you like it. please comment on this and its my first comedie so it might not be that good.