Van Hohenheim

"I used to be an adventurer like you, untill I took an arrow in the knee" Wawaiwaiwai-wait...You used...to be like ME. And ONE arrow...Stopped you?! I've been shot by thousands of arrows, hacked, slashed, stabbed, beaten, set on fire, FROZEN, ELECTROCUTED, TURNED INTO A WEREWOLF, A VAMPIRE. SOMETIMES, ALL AT ONCE AND OONNEE ARROW STOPPED YOU!? "Sir, Im going to have to ask you to stop that shouting" I'm sorry, I just get really frusterated And I need to...