tahukan

90% sure that's a red Akaku.

Granted but it's redone.

I wish for less stress.

Granted you're inside a slice of life anime except it's that one that somebody gets cancer in the last episode and it all turns out to be a dream.

I wish to know how this game got dark fast.

You die.

My mask.

Granted you start suffocating.

I wish to know why life dealt me no high cards.

Granted you make a couple bad decisions and end up in a maximum security black site.

I wish I had something to actually look forward to in my life.

I wonder how Matoran are made since they can withstand extreme heat and cold.

did you click the play audio button?

I stab you in the spleen

Got 'em!

Granted, you're happy again but your personality is different now.

I wish for some easy money.

I pull the arrow out of your knee and lodge it in your jaw.

My mask.

It's been years since I've seen that kit.

Nynrah.

Granted, you're a robot who's been assigned the duty of being a beat cop, you're just a gun on wheels with a claw. You're essentially a glorified Dalek.

I wish for some original ideas.

4/5

99% sure you're trying to ensure I always rate you. *squints suspiciously* 

I feel like Ko-Koro is the Matoran equivalent of most European countries.

Xia

What is it you're questioning?

Lacerations can only go so deep... That's why I use a chainsaw!

Got 'em!

I re-enact Heathers The Musical in its entirety, solo, in front of you. Unrelated but I steal the mask and run away.

My mask.

Granted, it's based on Taylor Swift's new song.

I wish to have the ability to be able to survive a car crash without any damage to myself be it physical or mental.

Granted, you have peak physical health and catastrophic mental health.

I wish for a Sanic meme.

Granted, Pepe is associated with social justice.

I wish old memes were funny again.

It's called style, you clearly don't get it based on your bland armor.

To move away from that then here's something interesting I learned the other day, the early versions of YouTube required you to be signed to a network to use custom thumbnails and channel art, it was the main draw to partnering up and signing away a sum of your income, if you had fancy art and flashy thumbnails you would naturally increase the number of viewers/subs you'd get. Now that everyone has access to this and much more the main allure of networks is that big channels are members or they're a small network devoted to helping you, most, however, are just in it to take a share of your ad revenue.

To surmise, the once essential YouTube network system is now more or less a money machine to take advantage of those who don't know any better with few exceptions.

Do you LARP too?