Pohatu: Uniter of Stone

HELLLLLO BZ-NUI!

I am not actually dead! Here is the villain intro comic! This is also the last intro comic you will have to read! Also, I have a question for everyone who reads this. You may have noticed that none of the intros really had their format exactly the same. So this is my question- which format is your favorite? Say the name of the intro comic, and the one that the most people like will be the format I use from now on. I still need to work on font showing up fine, but this is something I need done before I make anymore comics.

Also the upcoming comics will actually start to be funny, so get hyped for a comic that might arrive within the week or next two months. Actually, the first legit comics I will upload will be 5-6 all at once.

For such a jumbly and jagged looking build, it looks really, really good. When I saw the first photo, I was kinda confused. Almost instantly, I realized it was some sort of sweet lightning bird. And it sure is sweet! I love the claw being used as a comb and the mix of pieces old and new.

IC: Jodohnn

"That sounds neat. I assume it will be kinda like the blind leading the blind, but I don't really care cuz I'm only really in all this to have fun."

IC: Squid

"Yes? Who called my name?"

I don't really like new Onua. While all the Toa now have much more similar builds because of unity, I feel like this makes Onua seem like he got less buff. Also the hammer seems really impractical. I dislike his mask and the use of ribcages as shoulder plates.

Super Ultra Mega Uber Double Special Anniversary Extravaganza of Two Chapters within 30 Minutes!

Can I do GMOD stuff?

Knuckles isn't eligible to compete, but he'll be our spokesperson during Tournament 3 & Knuckles. (Sega's agreed to held out with promotion if we give them a little publicity in return.)

Fixed.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! POHATU, UNITER OF STONE IS POSTING HIS SECOND KANOHI FORCE COMEDY CHAPTER EVER!

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS ALL-CAPSY STUFF READ THE COMEDY ALREADY.

Kanohi Force Comedy # 23.5

Pohatu and the Quest of Seriousness

Written by Potato: Uniter of Tubers

The Kanohi Force Tower had been a normal tower for a long time. Pohatu’s hands had been restored to normal hands a long time ago also. And Pohatu had not written a chapter in a long time. Awaking from a dream involving a chameleon with fairy wings chasing a pomegranate, Pohatu rubbed his mask and noticed that it had something new on it. Or rather, something Nuva. He went to the mirror to go check if the design he felt was indeed a Nuva symbol.

“Ooh it is a Nuva symbol! And my mask looks different.”

That’s right: Pohatu had transformed into his 2016 form.

“Noooo I never got to be Australian enough in 2015!!! What will I do now?”

The answer, of course was go watch anime. Unfortunately, Pohatu’s room had everything made out of rock so the TV did not work. And so, Pohatu began his search for a working TV.

First, he tried ~T1S~’s room. It was so glorious, Pohatu’s eyes were nearly incinerated from the sheer amazement. The only thing he could manage to say was “If this was in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, this room alone would get a score of 100,000!” before closing the door and realizing he probably should not go looking in other people’s rooms.

Next, he went to Aerixx. However, Aerixx was already using a TV to watch a documentary about pineapples so Pohatu decided it would be smart to leave him alone.

After four hours of trying to find Ghiddy, only to realize he had been walking in a circle the whole time, Pohatu found Dallior instead. Dallior was watching Doctor What. With a mechanical sigh, Pohatu continued on his search.

Arzaki bumped into Pohatu as he left the TV room Dallior had been in.

“Yo wazzup Pohatu?” Arzaki asked.

“The sky,” responded Pohatu.

Arzaki maskpalmed so hard his hand went through his brain, creating a portal that made his hand come right back out the same side it went in. Luckily, the space warping fixed everything, except for the fact Pohatu had just made that tear-able answer.

Leaving Arzaki to recover, Pohatu found himself in a swarm of Memburz. Dane was bouncing off of the walls, trying to catch a line “ugly” that accidentally escaped from his mouth which was also bouncing off of the walls. The other members were all flailing about wildly like they were in a GMod video. Suddenly, the cause of the problem presented itself in a balloon. It was THE EVIL BALLOON. Pohatu rolled his eyes and popped the telekinetic rubber inflatable with his Stormerang. All the memburz cheered, and then Ghiddy appeared.

“I was gonna do that!”  He said.

“Sorry, but maybe you should wear a Mask of Speed like me,” Pohatu responded.

“You don’t even wear that anymore. It’s either the Kaukau split or your 2016 mask that you are wearing,” He said.

“Wait I was wearing this before today?” Pohatu responded.

“Yeah, you have been wearing it since the new Bionicle 2016 images came out,” He said.

“Oh I guess I was just so hyped I forgot about it all,” Pohatu responded.

“Why do we keep using He said and Pohatu responded?” He said.

“I dunno, let’s just end the conversation so we don’t have to deal with it anymore. Oh, have you seen a working TV anywhere in here lately?” Pohatu responded.

“Yeah, you got one delivered to your room shortly after I saw you walk out. I thought you were going to get it, but Arzaki told the delivery guy to put it in your room. Jakura has been trying to find you all day!” He said.

“Then I have wasted a whole day trying to find a good TV, when I could have been watching anime! Wait… since I waited so long… that means the new episode came out today for sure! Thank you ghiddy! Pohatu responded.

“Hey you forgot to capitalize my name!” He said.

Our story ends here. Pohatu went up to his room, made a bowl of rock popcorn and proceeded to watch anime for the rest of the day, which was only two hours.

Knuckles should be in the next tournament, since it will be Technic Tournament 3 & Knuckles.

Or maybe... Pridak & Knuckles!

He needs some sort of hat. Maybe a top hat or crown.

So many of these are so one sided it isn't even funny. Hulk would turn Onua into mush. Tahu would be utterly destroyed by Wolverine. There is no way I could beat Batman in my 2015 form. The Flash can punch at the speed of light, and I could go at hypersonic speeds at best in Gen 1. Then it starts to get more sided towards Bionicle. Teridax would win most of those fights. Seeing as it took the combined might of the entire Bohrok swarms of Mata Nui to bring down the Kardas Dragon (not even kill it), Smaug or the others would not stand a chance. Pridak is an ancient Warlord and mighty warrior- the criminal Jawblade would be left as food for the fishes. 

Anything with Mixels is a victory for them, they have overwhelming toonforce. They stomp 10/10.

Is this enough to vote him in as president of the world?

144047 W on TV Commercial for Pridak.

Pridak is unstoppable. 

Spoilers- Pridak is actually Mata Nui.

All of my widgets to Pridak, TV commercial.

What set are those rocket launcher horns from? Not sure I have ever seen that part.

Pretty good, I like the purple.

I've got a Majora's Mask that I made from wood. It's not the best, but my little sister did a pretty sweet paint job.

Also, could someone bring me up to speed on the KF "canon" storyline? I want to write the next chapter, but don't want to leave anything out.

IC: Jodohnn

"Are you any good at fighting? I was actually wondering if you might teach me some moves, and like, how to use the gym."

I kinda did want to know how to use the gym, I mean he was doing some pretty radical stunts there. Fighting can also be thrilling, but as long as I don't go around beating people up... I could maybe do some sick moves while rocket jumping!

IC: Squid

Overhearing his class mentioned, Squid perked up.

"Yeah, it was a good idea but a lot of Rahkshi came who just wanted to mess around. So we had Rahkshi that actually wanted to learn how to solve issues without violence, and Rahkshi that wanted to make fun of them or just be mean. Things didn't end well. If we were to have it again, we'd need to make sure we only have the first type of Rahkshi there."

Medium Azur + Flame Yellowish Orange. It works out surprisingly well.

 

Very solid looking build, but sadly not too squiddy.

 

What would make it look more squiddy?

 

Being a squid.

Very solid looking build, but sadly not too squiddy.

IC: Jodohnn

I shake his hand.

"Well, are you planning on doing anything? I didn't really have much in mind for what I was gonna do besides rocket jump."

I "create" or rather introduce RahkshiToa88, which some of you may remember. He used this account up until about a year ago when I, Pohatu, took control. Before that, he mainly did internet things and I did real world things, but now its flipped. IRL, I'm RahkshiToa88 and on the internet I'm Pohatu. However, he does pop on from time to time, mainly in the more... random things we do. Think of it as an odd roommate situation. Anyways, here is some of his info.

Name: Rekansi (Used to go by RahkshiToa88, but he decided that was too silly and went back to his real name when he "left" the Internet.)

Species: Toa

Element: Lightning

Kanohi: Powerless Kakama/Great Kadin

Appearance: This is where it gets more confusing. RT88 currently stars in Okoto Adventures as Rekansi, that Keetongorange and Medium Azure guy who looks like a Matoran. However, he still looks like a Toa with Rahkshi characteristics such as a curved back with spikes, clawed hands and a Kadin shaped like a Rahkshi head. This is his form everywhere except Okoto Adventures and IRL.

Personality: Rekansi is much more serious and mature compared to RT88. The arcane forces of the internet have caused this without a doubt. RahkshiToa88 is goofy, carefree, friendly and a little nerdy. He takes everything lightly, sometimes to a fault, but is not as overly friendly as my Corpus Rahkshi character, Squid. He despises evil and tries to be a hero, but since the only fighting he knows how to do is from watching others or from video games, usually he just embarrasses himself. 

I approve.

I was expecting a squid, but this will suffice until someone else or I make one.