Banana Gunz

And then he comes back up...

Gravity works that way on a trampoline

NOOO NOT SANTA

Wait... Is Teridax santa!? This fits in perfectly with my Christmas comedy.

Well this puts the toa's transformation under a whole new light...

Pohatu: "Tahu, we're descending into this highly dangerous protodermis, what do we do!?"

Tahu: "Hold on team, this is gonna be a wild ride..."

Four days later, Onua's reading a magazine, Kopaka's meditating and Lewa's asleep, and they're all still only thigh-deep.

Pohatu: "Well this sucks..."

The truth, as told by the toa nuva

Next time: The truth, as told by the toa metru!

Doop.

Clomp.

Vwip.

I started today - I wanted to gut myself when I got to mathematics.

Which Mathematics?

They'll be happy to hear.

Nuuh I duwnt wannah

Nu ples mester trig why you da super salty rude mean mean? I unly wanted frute juce but you did dis to mee

Froot juece? Baah. I oanlee gives Kat'sup.

Wordy, like a great waterfall.

Good points again, BG.

Yo Ghiddy, PM me, though I might already know what movie it is.

Supposedly, Banana gunz is adding you to the PM he sent me.

And fun. Also, nice job being instantly defiant. That actually seems like the natural reaction when a weird, muscular, heavy, clawed, super-strong Toa of ice falls on you and goes into a daze.

Thanks! And fun, definitely fun. Akhulii's just a bit of a nut. Sometimes I feel like I deviate from his original character a bit though...

Well, he should get along with Izzun just fine!

No... my wife and children... meh bebeh bananas... don't do it...

Are you kidding? *Engraves the words BANANAGUNZ into metal peel*

That'll be seventy-two dollars.

Splat splat

Goes the weasel!

Goes the balloon!

Goes the air-filled banana!

Wait, you didn't beat it until now?

._.

Lol I just got a good enough computer and I've been playing all of the singleplayer Valve games. Portal 2 is the last in my grand quest!

#OnepuIllumantiHalfLife3OmegaTahuBionicle2015

Purple is the color of Waluigi

Let's see how long he can hold it. *glares*

...Hello, officer? I have a demented scycopath on the line

Yes, please bring the Vanilla pudding.

Oh, and like STOP WITH THE RECHED MUSIC!

Meh, it just sucks. The classes are hard, and a lot of the teachers are tools. Plus it makes me real tired (I have to wake up at 5:30 in the morning, get home at 6:00 for dinner).

Youch.

Homeschoolers: Get up at 9:00,get home by 3:00.

Hatters gonna Hat.

LET MEH OUTTA DA PEEL!!

No! now, sit in the supermarket like a good little banana.

^This we know.

No don't get insane not like me look at my profile pic look at it.

Don't worry, I'm worse.

Yet so far away...

So close... but still no full website

Yet so far away... No Makuta set

From the viewpoint of a banana.

Wait, how can a banana suffocate!?

Um... I wake up at 9. And go to bed at about 2.

What?

7 hours of sleep is good. I tend to get about 4.

Math! *dies*