BionicMushroom

I just sit back and laugh in my alternate dimension. Being all SAW-like, I press a button and a sawblade cuts you in half. An alternate me grabs the mask. Alt-Me's mask. So technically mine. But not.

I snatch it out of mid-air. I use my Kanohi Olmak to warp to one dimension, and warp back to this one in a different spot. Namely, right behind NeoShadow, whom I impale with a spear with the mask on the handle. I warp away. The spear's mask.

I kill you all painfully and slowly. My

Out comes the fans of the 2015 reboot. In goes EVERY ONUA EVER.

It is destroyed. In goes a Skull Spider

I just kill you all. My mask.

Got Onua and Protector of Jungle. Here are my thoughts. ONUA Pros Very sturdy Nice design Awesome weapon Gear system is cool Great callback Looks like a gorilla Mask stays on fairly well. Cons Gold mask can fall off at times No storage for hammer handle--Having him hold it in shoveler mode looks stupid Gear system can wear down his joints, or so I've heard POJ Pros Nice design Vibrant colors Weapon design and function Cons Looks potbellied and a bit silly Can see his chin when his mask is on (All Protectors presumably have this)

I'm gonna get Onua before too long. I want to know one thing. Is he fairly sturdy?

Screw gravity. My mask.

Out comes...THE ALLSPARK In goes THE ENTIRE MATORAN UNIVERSE.

I kill you. My mask.

I got Kopaka and Pohatu. Some very nice figures, but there are some things I would like to say. POHATU Pros- Very nice build Nice colors AMAZING mask Innovative weapons Head pop-off function works nicely Great eye-color Cons- Very floppy weapons Stiff gear system KOPAKA Pros- Very tall figure Nice, solid build Great mask Amazing colors Very nice weapons Head function Nicely working gear function Cons- Hard to pose his head His right arm can sometimes be knocked off fairly easily, despite being a very nice fit on the joint Kind of...Boring gear function, really He uses Tahu weapons, kind of (He uses them differently, but still) His shield is very heavy, a bit too heavy if I'm honest Massive shoulders cause constant mask-pop-off TOO MUCH GOLD IN ONE PLACE All in all, some great figures. Some issues, though, that could be fixed.

I throw myself in, naked with a water pistol full of extremely chlorinated vodka.

Onua falls asleep on all of you. My mask.

It's submerged in Protodermis

I keeeeeeeeeeeeeel him. My mask.

It becomes a pen. I throw in Energized Protodermis.

I become Quick Man, and slice you in half. I then beat Onaku to death with the top half of you. My mask.

It's destroyed. I throw in a new topic.

I become Air Man, and proceed to wreck the lot of you. My mask.

Reality shemality. I drop a white hole into your stomach, causing you to paradox to death. My mask.

He is destroyed. The Turaga appoint Kapura the new chronicler. I toss in a Mask of Undeath.

Out comes Captain Olimar. In goes Kopeke.

I use my Kanohi Pakari to punch you into the ground. My and mask.

Every single post in this topic crushes you. Kanohi of Speed lets me dodge the spine all Matrix-like, and I grab the mask. My mask.