Friar Tuck

Let's not go down that road, shall we?

And how did you not know that?

There is no spork. Or spoon. Or fork.

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but the knifey-spoon is real

There is no spoon!

That is why one requires two or three witnesses to verify something

Got it. One last question: was this planned?

So which one is the evil twin?

To a blond that had one to many Lazik surgeries? You have better taste than that

I preferred Emporer Kusco

Ooohh! Someone who knows how to use a dictionary! Congrats TPt1! You have just won a cookie.

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Speaking of, like the word? Found it going through my sister's book of weird, unsusal, and uncommon English words

Actually FireDawn, I can bother you if the thing that is supposedly not bothersome that someone is trying to bother you with is truly bothersome!

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Take that! And be up all night trying to figure that one out.

Your hook doesn't scare me Cap'n. Now that piece of spinach in your teeth on the other hand...

What if I told you that now my stick has a cobra wrapped around it? Compliments of TPtI. BTW I like how you did the basement.

Chalk one up for the good guy! *begins break-dancing in his robes*

I have long pointy stick. And a feather

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If I don't poke you to death, you'll die laughing

I dunno yet. Does it matter? I need to sound threatening since he nixed my navigating abilities. And as a friar I figure I can do that easily enough

SoulC... you have windmills in your mind. I just need to find them.

That's not fair! I excommunicate you!

Don't mind if I do! *climbs into other mecha and assists in eliminating pests*

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Well, I was talking about the tea you were offering, sugar lumps, but I think a few lumps on the zombies and bunnies will suffice for today

Why yes, don't mind if I do! Two lumps please. *glances over* Uhh... why do you let that bunny in here? He's a little... strange.

*pokes head in* What's with all the gunshots?

Flagablado is now officially the word of the week. Congrats SoulC!