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And to think, it only took me like a week to get those last 10.

Of course, I don't normally pay attention to my number.

His name is totally a backronym now.

Not sure which is worst: not finding what I'm looking for, forgetting what I'm looking for, or forgetting why I was looking for it.

I'm offended by #StarbucksRedCup. They totally skipped the Thanksgiving Day cups and didn't even wait for #BlackFriday. Where's the outrage?

Three words: I don't know how to count.

Too much #almondjoy becomes Almond Regret.

If Hansel and Gretel had instead dropped rice along their path, they could've just followed the trail of bloated birds back home.

Basically #Yoda lives in swampland, which explains the wrinkles. I'm sure the planet was originally called Day-Go-Spa #LighterSideoftheForce

In #GoosebumpsMovie, Black played Stine, and Stine played Black.

Not really... 400 characters is too short.

I wouldn't be surprised if @screenjunkies releases #HonestTrailer for #BackToTheFuture later today. I might be surprised if it doesn't.

Yeah, you don't remind me of myself either.

Tonight's the night we get an extra hour of #Halloween. If you wake up like a zombie tomorrow, it might not be because #DaylightSavingTime

Strawberry Shortcake would totally win because apparently classics never seem to die; they are just brought back in a lesser form. Besides, how can catchy songs be harmless? Don't they get stuck in people's head, thus causing them regret for having listened in the first place and making them annoyed at whoever was singing the song at the time it became stuck? Also, most people already know

Little known fact: #PugetSound used to be known simply as #PugetForest until the day a tree fell.

I missed your birthday. I feel sad now.

I sense a disturbance in the space-time continuum, as if a car was going 88 MPH and then more noise. #FutureDay #BTTF2015 #BackToTheFuture

Proof the #Friendszone does exist. https://t.co/6NPMH9V3jQ

I find that people who watch #debates tend to agree on one thing: their candidate of choice won in the end.

I used to be me, and I still am.

(Needs to read comments more often)

Toa Velox- Yes, I used to be Blog Leader.

If You Can Make It in New York, Part 2: The First Step Is Almost Always the Hardest https://t.co/wa7q5ePQws http://t.co/R0WC8G3751

They say there's a sucker born every minute. It would explain how and why Oz had a lollipop guild.