One statistician shot a gun and missed by 5 metres to the left.
A second statistician shot a gun and missed by 5 metres to the right.
The third statistician said "Bulls-eye!"
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down, or orders a drink. The bartender looks at the mushroom and says "Look pal, we don't serve your type here". The mushroom replies "Why not, I'm a fun guy"
Farmer sent his boy off to school. When the boy returned later that year for a visit, the farmer was ecstatic and in an effort to show off his learned boy, he asked his kid in front of a group of neighbours, "So, boy, what'd ya learn in school?"
The boy replied, "Well, I have learned a lot of things, but one tiny one was this:
(Pi)r² (pronounced Pie R Squared)"
The farmer gives his boy a curt look and responded, "Boy, Pie are ROUND, SHORTBREAD are square!"