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    Monkey

    By Danska: Shadow Master,

    Ah yes, the Monkey. The infamous Monkey. Arch-rival of the Penguin and occasional partner in his villanous crimes. The problem with the Monkey is he's completely unprectible, which does not make for a reliable partner. The Penguin is often frustrated by the foolery of his partner, and even once resorted to conflict in an attempt to rid himself of the menace once and for all. In the end neither could best the other, and it is from here their rivalry stems. They are forever trying to outdo each other, but have been known to put their differences aside for the purposes of mutal advantage.
     
    His name is Manic. I think it should be fairly obvious why.

    He has a number of powers, which he exploits to the best of his considerable abilities. Firstly and most evidently is his lightsaber. It is impossible to say what he will do with it next, leading many to think his possesion of it is a very bad idea indeed. Sadly no one has yet managed to pry the weapon from him. The Penguin, in an attempt to lessen the destruction caused by a rampaging Manic, bought him a gameboy. Sadly this backfired, as Manic has somehow found a way to harness the powers of whatever characters are in the game being played at the time. No one's quite sure how.
     
    Finally he has his hypnosis. This has swayed many unwilling victims to his cause who serve his nefarious purposes as unwitting pawns in his master schemes. Sadly his hypnosis has proven ineffective against the Penguin, although it has managed to calm him on occasion.
     
    The only known way to calm the Monkey is by giving him a large watermelon. Why this calms him is a mystery to all, but somehow it works.
  2. Danska: Shadow Master
    Hello, and welcome once more to the land of Danska's blogness! I come here today to type of the events of recentness, and other events to take place in the land of the great later.
     
    With that aside, I shall start with yesterday. The interesting part. This consisted of going to scouts and eating cake. Yes, cake! I'm now expecting to come down with food poisoning, as it was cooked by the scouts. I'm not sure I trust their cooking. Anyway, in addition to eating delicious, but probably poisonous, cake of the chocolates, a hike has been planned by myself and the other young leaders (for those who don't know, that's people over 14 who have continued to help out at a scout group), which only involves us, no scouts or proper leaders, and should end in a pub for food and the cinema afterwards.
     
    Something has got to go wrong.
     
    Seriously, all our plans seem to fall apart. I mean, a relatively simple plan for 3 of us to meet one of our houses, go to meet 2 other people and head to a final location from there came to pieces when the person whose house we were meant to go to wasn't there, and the third person meant to meet there wasn't informed and stuff. If things can go wrong there, how are we supposed to find our way to somewhere with a map, no one to help us if we get lost and manage to get from the pub to the cinema, and find our way back? It's impossible, I tell you!
     
    But hey, that's part of the fun! More information on this venture will appear some time after next wednesday, once it has been fulfilled.
     
    On other notes, computer games are good! If you disagree, find the person who came into our school and gave a talk on them and why they should be studied at university! He showed us clips from lego star wars! How can he be wrong?
     
    I also took part in a debate on euthanasia today. This isn't even slightly relevant, but it sure was fun! A pity I only got one chance to speak. I constantly want to jump up and critiscise the other team's arguments! I have much experience with staying silent though. I've learnt that if you stay quiet, you're the person who's least expected to do anything maliciously violent or evil. They'll soon learn!
     
    Finally, I shall leave you with the note that Jaffa cakes are biscuits, not cakes! This was proven in a debate last week, and shall not be disputed!
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