Little Miss Krahka

gooby pls

Is that. Is that Afghanisu-tan? That totally is, isn't it.

Indeed, I was once known as Little Miss Krahka, and since I had it for a long time and have now changed it to a name that's like, exactly the same, I'm still effectively Little Miss Krahka. Hehe.

OH MY GOD IT CHANGES

They are, however, known for being very whiny. Apparently.

The hero of Canton the man they call

Jaaaaaaaaaaayne.

IZZAT AN ULIC QEL-DROMA I SEE?

YOUR MOM DID.

Or not.

It's a possibility.

Only it isn't.

What were we talking about again? I ehn't so good at keeping track of things.

NO

IT IS SOMEONE ELSE IN HERE

NOT ME

YOU HAVE RECEIVED FALSE INFORMATION

You are my new favorite person, because you recognize the BEST SONG EVER on the BEST ALBUM EVER by the BEST BAND EVER. Congradulations!

Who says these things are necessarily mutually exclusive?

OH MY GOD YOU SAID I AM VAGUELY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU BEING ON BZP.

WHAT.

LULZ.

HEY HEY YOU YOU I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

THEN HAVE SOME POPCORN!!!!

*tosses a bag full of popcorn at you*

I'm probably going to completely overhaul it sometime soon, so you'll have that to look forward to.

I've got a bag full of crabs here!

I'm gonna put them in my mouth.

OH YES!

I'm gonna run around the town on a market day

Everyone'll look at me and say

I've got a mouth full of crabs.

What am I even doing here why am I back what is wrong with me

Whoaaaaa, you just stole two thirds of my old name. In a not very steal-y kinda way, but still. High fives.

Good evening. *tips top hat*

That is a suspiciously specific denial Mr. Raptor. Any reason why you wouldn't?

ARE YOU AN INVADING ALIEN FLEET?

SHOULD I BE WORRIED YET?

Though if you're a non-invading alien fleet, sweet. That's cool by me.

But he's my frieeeeeend! His name is Pooky and he likes jazz!

Your signature speaks pure truth.

Hooray! A convert!