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  1. Eyru
    Today is November 19th, which marks International Men's Day. It's not a particularly celebrated day; I wouldn't have known about it had I not, by happenstance, come across an article on the subject late last night. Unlike for International Women's Day (which falls on March 8th of every year), Google hasn't made a 'Google Doodle" on its home page to celebrate, and you'll be hard-pressed to find a media outlet that will even acknowledge the day.
     
    But that doesn't mean that it's a day not worth recognising. What follow are a few reasons why. In the United States of America (because that's where most of you live, let's be honest):

    Women are more likely than men to attain a post-secondary education.
    A greater percentage of men are unemployed.
    Men are more likely to become alcoholics.
    Men are more likely then women to receive a harsher sentence for an identical crime.
    Men are almost six times more likely to commit suicide than women.

     
    My intention isn't to start an argument about sexism or gender inequality. Worldwide, women face -and have historically faced- much more discrimination than men. However, that doesn't mean that men don't have issues of their own that need to be addressed.
     
    For example, the issue of alcoholism. Males are much more likely to become alcoholics; does this have something to do with how the consumption of alcohol is portrayed in the media? Or does it stem from our cultural disapproval of males asking for help, leaving them feeling like alcohol is the only way to cope with their problems?
     
    My ideal world is one where everybody feels safe, accepted, and equal, regardless of their age, race, gender, or sexual orientation. That's why I'm so excited to be a part of this generation, where homosexual discrimination is finally starting to be eliminated, and more and more people are speaking out to address sexism against women. However, my ideal world can't come into being if we ignore the issues that plague half of the world's population. I encourage everyone to learn more about these issues, and I hope that, in the future, we'll be able to solve some of these problems, just like we're working today to solve the problems of inequality.
     
    That said, happy International Men's Day.
     
    ***
     
    Sources:
     
    http://unstats.un.org/unsd/demographic/products/indwm/
    http://www.who.int/healthinfo/global_burden_disease/2004_report_update/en/
    http://www.terry.uga.edu/~mustard/sentencing.pdf
    http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/suicide-in-the-us-statistics-and-prevention/index.shtml
    ***
     
    I'm leaving the comments open in the hopes that intelligent, respectful discussion will occur. Unfortunately, many people have, in the past, shown themselves incapable of conversing politely, so I'll be keeping an eye on the discussion, and won't hesitate to lock it if things start getting out of hand. Play nice!
  2. Eyru
    so I realized I made seven whole blog posts in 2015, and I am well on my way to breaking that record in 2016 because I have posted zero posts and it's already April.
     
    sorry guys I know you expect so much more of me.
     
    I thought it might be fun to do something with this blog though. you know, because it's here and all, so why not, right? I used to hold name-changing contests which were fun, but now that I'm an FA I'm not allowed to change my name, so that's out.
     
    (take a moment to weep, dear reader. it's ok)
     
    anyway, I've got some ideas floating around, but I want to hear what you guys think. do you want daily entries that chronicle my life in exquisite detail? little contests/challenges? mini-essays on 19th-century poetry? (I'm really good at those lol)
     
    sound off and let me know what's on your mind!
  3. Eyru
    I am going.
     
    (this decision is largely thanks to a certain Rene that some of you may know)
     
    I have been wanting to go for years and years and finally I do believe this will be the year (unless something huge inexplicably comes up but shhh don't jinx it).
     
    My only problem: it is 260 days, 10 hours, and 29 minutes away, and I don't know if I can make it because I am super excited and nervous already and it's only January.
     
    Um so yeah that's all I really have to say here.
  4. Eyru
    MY LITTLE PONY HAS ONLY GIRL PONIES WHAT IS THIS MEN ARE BEING DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. ALSO THE LEGO MOVIE DOESN'T NEED MORE WOMEN; IT HAS ENOUGH.
     
    If you agree with this, go read this post.
     
    If you don't agree with this, then good job! Go read this post instead.
     
    If you're confused, go read this post.
     
    If none of the above apply to you, then this post is the one for you.
     
    #tylerbomaye
     
  5. Eyru
    Alright ladies and gents, it's time for everyone's favourite poll!
     
    Differing from previous polls, in which any name could be submitted, this time there was one criterion: the names submitted must contain the name 'Eyru' in them somewhere. Ideally, the winning name will be unique, funny, and show the most creative use of the simple theme.
     
    Without further ado, here are the twelve entries you can vote for!
     
    Hey run! - 4
    Fullmetal Eyrchamist - 1
    Eyru Salad - 3
    Eyruined - 1
    Eyru - 0
    EYRU BEAM LASERS - 2
    Hey Run Salad BEAM LASERS - 2
    Bleyru - 2
    Mega Eyru - 0
    Eyru, Guest - 2
    Eyru-inator-inator - 0
    kjanfijfaoisfjasfiseyruado - 7
     
     
    You may vote for one name only. Please don't do any sneaky edits or I may have to disqualify your vote. Polls close on Friday.
     
    With that out of the way, you may begin. And may the odds be ever in your favour!
  6. Eyru
    Some of you youngsters might not remember the good old days when I held a name change contest every month and a half, but all y'all vets will remember just fine, I'm sure. Such were the days of names like "kjanfijfaoisfjasfiseyruado," "Nukaya is Awesome," and "Delicious Chocolate Milk."
     
    Well, guess what? We're back!
     
    That's right: you lucky kids will get the honour and joy of watching me parade a silly name -that one of you submitted!- around BZPower until December. All you've gotta do is post your suggestions in this blog entry, and I'll run up a couple polls for everyone to vote on them.
     
    Rules? Yeah, there're a couple:
     
    1) Two names per member (I learned this the hard way back when Sumiki submitted a twelve-name-long list. Not this time, bud).
     
    2) All names must be BZP-friendly.
     
    3) Don't submit a name I've already had. That's boring. Come on, kids, be creative!
     
    You've got until Sunday, October 26th to submit your names, and the polls will start running the following week. May the odds be ever in your favour!
  7. Eyru
    This is where it gets exciting: we get to eliminate name that people actually voted for! Oh, the disappointment- I can feel it in the air!
     
    The six names eliminated today are:
     
    The Best Name Ever - 0
    Biebendum - 1
    The Rather Dull Alpaca - 1
    Hot Leaf Juice - 1
    "MY CABBAGES!" - 1
    Rotten Banana - 2
     
    And the remaining names are:
     
    Tyler Is Love - 8
    Tyler is Life - 2
    Comfy Cushion Seat - 4
    I'm an Ostrich - 3
    Hamazing Ham Sandwich - 6
    Stop Poutine - 6
    And Then Depression Set In - 2
     
    * * *
     
    It all comes down to this! You've got one vote left-- spend it wisely!
  8. Eyru
    Day three!!! i
     
    it's so exciting in here i can hardly breathe wow
     
    six names down:
     
    Philbert The Great - 0
    OMG bonkle's back!!1! - 0
    This is a llama - 0
    Yet to Reach 20k - 0
    20k is Far Away - 0
    Changer of Names - 0
     
    thirteen to go:
     
     
    Tyler Is Love - 3
    Tyler is Life - 1
    Comfy Cushion Seat - 2
    Biebendum - 1
    Rotten Banana - 2
    I'm an Ostrich - 2
    Hamazing Ham Sandwich - 5
    The Rather Dull Alpaca - 1
    Stop Poutine - 4
    And Then Depression Set In - 2
    Hot Leaf Juice - 1
    "MY CABBAGES!" - 0
    The Best Name Ever - 0
     
    * * *
     
    go go go
  9. Eyru
    If you want to discuss The Force Awakens, please be mindful of others. Put WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD at the top of your post and wrap your spoilers in seventeen sets of spoiler tags. This is one of the most anticipated films of all time (quite possibly the most anticipated), and not everyone will have the chance to see it this weekend. Please don't ruin this once-in-a-lifetime experience for other people.
     
    Even quasi-ambiguous statements like "Wow, plot twist!" or "Hmm, the acting was sub-par," are spoilers after a fashion. Just wrap your sentiments in spoiler tags to be safe, even if you think they're harmless.
     
    It sounds like common sense, but some people will get excited and forget; others might just think it's funny to trick people into reading spoilers. It's really not. Some of us have work/exams/etc. and won't get to see it for a couple days at least. Please be respectful and help us avoid spoilers! We can all discuss it together in a couple weeks, but until then let's help each other out.
     
    Thanks fam.
  10. Eyru
    Welcome back, ladies and gents, to the polls for Eyru's next name!
     
    I received a lot of submissions this time around (21, to be exact). so I've come up with a twist to the voting system. Every day, I will eliminate the bottom four names from the list, and I will repost the voting entry, allowing you to vote again!
     
    That's right- you can vote up to five times if you vote once every day!
     
    If more than four names have the lowest score, I will choose and eliminate at random.
     
    Every day, the list of names will drop, from 21 to 17, to 13, to 9, to 5, and, finally, to 1, which will be the name I will use. In the unlikely event of a tie, the polls will be extended an extra day, and voting will commence between the two names with the highest number of votes.
     
    Without further ado, here are your choices!
     
    Eyru - 0
    Eyru Salad - 0
    Eyrumpelstiltskin - 1
    Great and Powerful Eyru - 0
    Delicious Chocolate Milk - 2
    Mushroom Exterminator - 0
    Guy Who Licks Gravy - 0
    Fabulous Salmon - 0
    Eel Your Rump Understands - 0
    A Wonderful Pistachio - 0
    Deodorant - 0
    PUFFERFISH - 1
    Pumpernickel - 0
    Simon - 1
    And Then Depression Set In - 1
    EYRU BEAM LASERS - 3
    Tuna Flakes 20 - 0
    A Malicious Individual - 1
    Meh - 1
    Fullmetal Eyrchamist - 3
    Sneaky Peeky Eyru - 0
     
     
     
    (a note on the entries: I eliminated any names that were similar to names I have held in the past, such as strings of gibberish or "___ is Awesome")
     
    You may vote once in this blog post. Tomorrow, this blog post will be closed, and you may vote once in the new blog post that will be opened. You may not vote twice in one blog post, or both votes will be disqualified.
     
    Please do not edit your post, or your vote may be disqualified.
     
    With all that out of the way, LET THE MADNESS BEGIN
  11. Eyru
    Water: 35 Liters
    Carbon: 20 Kg
    Ammonia: 4 Liters
    Lime: 1.5 Kg
    Phosphorus: 800 g
    Salt: 250 g
    Saltpeter: 100 g
    Sulfur: 80 g
    Fluorine: 7.5 g
    Iron: 5g
    Silicon: 3 g
    And 15 other elements in small quantities...
     
    Now, if you're a BZPower member, you need to add 2 Kg of sarcasm, 1.5 Kg of ponies, and 900 g of various BIONICLE pieces.
  12. Eyru
    I have a habit of buying books.
     
    In case you are new to this blog, I work at a coffee shop. The business right next door is a used book store, which I frequent often. As a result, I find myself acquiring new books all the time (much faster than I can read them).
     
    Here's a list of books I currently have on the go:
     
    Les Misérables - a book about- nevermind, you guys all know what it's about, right? ( and actually I started this one long before I saw the movie thank you very much )
     
    Wild Cards - an anthology of short stories written by different sci-fi writers set in a shared universe where superheroes are the result of a virus.
     
    A Game of Thrones - the first book in the Song of Ice and Fire series. It's fantasy and really, really good (yes, I am a latecomer to this series shhh [also I bought this book in like-new condition for $1 and that makes me happy] ).
     
    I also recently finished The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time which was one of the strangest books I have ever read. But it was good, and, again, I got it for only a dollar, so I'm happy with it.
     
    In the meantime, Tolstoy's War and Peace, Stephen King's Misery (The Shining got me hooked on King), and Margaret Atwood's Cat's Cradle (The Handmaid's Tale got me hooked on Atwood), among others, are staring me in the face, begging me to read them.
     
    Anyone else in this sort of a situation? I have dozens of books, and no time to read!
  13. Eyru
    So I was at Starbucks the other night, buying a bag of coffee beans.
     
    There’s a line, but it’s only three people long, so I’m like “no big deal” and wait with my coffee. It quickly becomes obvious that these three people ahead of me are friends and hanging out at Starbucks. The first two order their drinks loudly, but they’re pretty ordinary. Then the third guy steps up to the plate.
     
    "WHY’S YOUR MEDIUM CALLED GRANDE?" he says in this smug, condescendingly hipster voice. "GRANDE IS ITALIAN FOR LARGE. BUT YOUR LARGE IS VENTI, AND VENTI’S ITALIAN FOR TWENTY, SO YOUR MEDIUM’S LARGE AND YOUR LARGE IS TWENTY. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ABOUT"
     
    and on and on and on he goes, with this little smirk, and the poor kid at the till tries to interrupt with “well you see our venti has twenty ounces” but this potato is having none of it. Keeps yelling about how smart he is, finally orders his drink, then goes and laughs with his friends about how stupid Starbucks is (of course with lots of needless swearing mixed in for some reason like dude you’re in public).
     
    Finally I get to buy my coffee and the poor kid is so rattled he asks me twice if I’m buying the coffee so I make sure to leave a tip and then I leave but man I just wanted to slug that fetid excuse for a carbon-based biped across his big mouth.
    Moral of the story: you are never as funny as you think you are.
     
    Second moral: don't make me say it again please.
     
    Third moral: no.
    thank u for listening bzp
  14. Eyru
    so I dropped off the face of the earth for two or three months. my bad. had some personal stuff to deal with, and I won't bore you with the details.
     
    but I'm back, more or less. I realize I left some people hanging (and also totally ditched my FA duties - oops), but I'm gonna do my best to get back into the swing of things.
     
    I wouldn't expect a ton of activity, but you can PM me if you want and I'll probably answer. and we'll see about getting some old projects rolling again.
     
    happy autumn.
     
    -e
  15. Eyru
    The NHL lockout has come, at long last, to an end (yes this is old news but I forgot to make a blog post about it)
     
    I, however, will not be watching any hockey until October 2013, because I'm stubborn and I don't want to support a league that treats its fans so poorly.
     
    I am Canadian, in case you didn't know, and hockey is in my blood. In my very soul.
     
    Needless to say, this is heartrending.
     
    *tears*
     
    #staystrong #gocanucksgo
     
    (I swear though if the Canucks win the Cup this year I will die because I won't get to see it)
     
    #goeyrugo
  16. Eyru
    The votes are coming in, and it's been decided! The six names (chosen randomly) eliminated yesterday are:
     
    Everything is Awesome
    V1P2 is the Best
    Uryie-buryie the Kazuryie
    "Ey, Ru!"
    Upper-Left Kidney
    Not actually a llama
     
    Which leaves the remaining 18:
     
    Tyler Is Love - 1
    Tyler is Life - 1
    Comfy Cushion Seat - 1
    Philbert The Great - 0
    Biebendum - 1
    Rotten Banana - 1
    I'm an Ostrich - 1
    OMG bonkle's back!!1! - 0
    This is a llama - 0
    Yet to Reach 20k - 0
    20k is Far Away - 0
    Hamazing Ham Sandwich - 2
    The Rather Dull Alpaca - 0
    Stop Poutine - 2
    And Then Depression Set In - 1
    Changer of Names - 0
    Hot Leaf Juice - 1
    "MY CABBAGES!" - 0
    The Best Name Ever - 0
     
    * * *
     
    You have 24 hours. And go!
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