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The Chemical Makeup Of An Average Human Being


Eyru

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Water: 35 Liters

Carbon: 20 Kg

Ammonia: 4 Liters

Lime: 1.5 Kg

Phosphorus: 800 g

Salt: 250 g

Saltpeter: 100 g

Sulfur: 80 g

Fluorine: 7.5 g

Iron: 5g

Silicon: 3 g

And 15 other elements in small quantities...

 

Now, if you're a BZPower member, you need to add 2 Kg of sarcasm, 1.5 Kg of ponies, and 900 g of various BIONICLE pieces.

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Only two kilos of sarcasm? That's highly inaccurate, at least for me. Although, I suppose my 1.5 kilos usually relegated to ponies are composed of sarcasm in my body.

 

Edit: Also NOOOOOOOOOO EYRU BEAM LASERS LOOOST ;_;

 

~B~

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Two kg of sarcasm? Understatement of the decade.

 

And by Ponies, for me it would be "Urge To Slaughter ponies"

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You will note that it's not the chemical makeup of a certain member, but of the average member. And averaging out all of BZP's ideosyncracies means there's less (or more) of each characteristic than you might expect.

 

How do I know this? Well, I tried to transmute a BZPower member once. You ever heard of Ninjo?

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Game Master Alex Humva, on , said:

 

What should I replace ponies with if I lack them?

Ponies.

 

 

You wouldn't want to have a pony deficiency, would you?

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I cut out ponies from my diet a while back.

 

Which, being a Grochi, you have replaced with roasted kittens.

 

- :burnmad:

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Game Master Alex Humva, on , said:

 

What should I replace ponies with if I lack them?

 

The urge to kill ponies.

 

Uh, actually, nothing. There is no black and white in this situation, believe it or not. Some people remain neutral on the subject, though I don't know why I'm trying to explain this to a hater.

 

Though for the ponies, it probably takes up a larger percentage of me. :P (Haters, come at me)

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Two kg of sarcasm? Understatement of the decade.

 

And by Ponies, for me it would be "Urge To Slaughter ponies"

 

Naw, you still have the same amount of ponies in you. Too bad you're allergic. :P

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I had my .3 oz of ponies surgically removed In Fetu. Instead, the doctors had to fill the void with time-delay neuroses and psychological issues.

 

I'm pretty unclear on whether I should be happy or not.

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