Pahrak Model ZX

IC:Zadakh fixed his systems, rebooted, and continued watching Bleach Movie 4. "Yay violence!"Then the channel changed to the Charlie Brown Christmas special, and by the time it was over, Zadakh was crying. Yes, it was already established that he doesn't have tear ducts and can't cry, but this it the Charlie Brown Christmas special we're talking about!

IC:"It was right in the middle of a violent action scene!" Zadakh shouted. He grumbled, shut off the movie, and went about repairing his systems.

IC:Zadakh couldn't hear what was going on over the surround sound stereo built into his head, which allowed him to hear crystal clear weird Japanese music.

IC:"So this will be a long flight?" Zadakh said. "Well, may as well get settled in..."He switched on his in-head cable and started watching Bleach Movie 4. "Ooh, I haven't seen this one yet!"

IC:Zadakh thought he sensed something nearing his head and BZPP, but, being blind, he couldn't tell. "Hm..."

IC:The Double Rebound Creature Ball ate some of Zadakh's pieces."SWEET ARTAKHA THAT'S PAINFUL!!" Zadakh's head exclaimed. "Forget it...you said ToD, right?"Zadakh directed his attention to ToD and explained why the original Final Fantasy was the best.

OOC: Yeah, then he asked me to post it hereIC:"Oh, cool," Zadakh said. "As for confusing him...do you promise to use your telekinesis to rebuild me after I confuse him? Oh, and look out for that earthquake."

IC:Zadakh said, "Um...no?"OOC: Special weapon, probably won't be used this round though since I can't see and am completely disassembled :PArmor of Shinryu: Silver dragon-like armor complete with wings for flight, massively boosts Zadakh's strength, speed, and endurance. Drawbacks are that, once it is activated, it prevents him from using his Kanoka, and his Nerd powers can only be used on one target at a time. It cannot be used while using any other special weapons, and if someone grabs the tail on the armor, Zadakh will be paralyzed for approximately 3-5 seconds.

IC:"What? I thought this was a Wendy's...nevermind, I'll just be on my way."Zadakh's head tried to hop out of BZPP's grasp.

IC:"Ah...you know what, I'll just take an ice pack."

IC:Zadakh felt one of his pieces hit his head, which hurt twice as much. "OUCH."

IC:"Owwwwwwww..." Zadakh's head said. The rest of his body was now entirely reduced to basic Lego pieces, and he had no way of putting them together. He had considered using a Kanoka Matatu to put them together, but he couldn't see them, so that wouldn't work. Chaos Reaper had vanished and was nowhere to be seen, and Zadakh's head...well, unless it got knocked out of BZPP's grasp, it was still there."Uh...is that just server-speak for what I asked for?" Zadakh asked. "Cause it doesn't really sound right...anyway, I'll take a large cyanide juice, and, uh...yeah, I'll take a Hot Pocket to go."

IC:Zadakh's body was being ripped apart into its base Lego pieces by plants, and Zadakh's head said, "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...""This is going SO poorly," Reaper said as it hit the ground.

IC:"Oh, sure," Zadakh said. "I'll have a double cheeseburger, medium well, with lettuce, tomato, mayonaisse, bacon, and a fried egg. And, uh...what drinks you got?"Zadakh's body kept wandering aimlessly, randomly swinging Chaos Reaper every now and then.

IC:"That doesn't tell me anything," Zadakh's head said. "If only I could recognize voices...ah well. Name please?"The laser hit Zadakh's body, which fell over. "This is pitiful," Reaper said.

IC:Zadakh's body got back up and started walking, but didn't hit anything."So...who is this anyway?" Zadakh's head asked. "I'd like to know who's kidnapping my head, if I may."

IC:"Wait, what's happening?!" Zadakh's head shouted.Zadakh's body stood up, and Reaper said, "Normally I'd try to held guide you, body, since I do have an eye, but since it's so blinding in here I can't. Good luck."Zadakh's body struck a pose and rushed off...promptly stepping on the two-point axel, slipping, and falling."I feel the pain of my body," Zadakh's head said.

IC:"Snap," Zadakh said. "How am I supposed to relocate my head when I can't see?!"Zadakh's body took a few steps forward and tripped over his head, causing the two-point axle he used for a neck to fall out and roll away,"Now I can't reattach my head!" D:Insert despair

IC:Zadakh stood still and tried using his mind's eye...but that didn't work. Come to think of it, does he even have a mind, or is it just programming or something? That could be why it didn't work...ugh, this is too confusing."Hey, uh...I think that other guy's using an Arthron to detect other people," Reaper said. "Why don't you do that?"Zadakh paused, then he said, "Oh...well, I guess that could help, but it would be unoriginal. But I COULD use a Kanoka Suletu to sense their minds!""You should check to see how many have mental shielding first," Reaper said."Too late," Zadakh said, pointing to the Kanoka Suletu in his launcher. Well...he tried pointing to it, but since he can't see, he missed.

IC:Zadakh felt Reaper hit something, but then he also felt something stick to his armor, and the next thing he knew he was being constricted by a giant snake. "Why did it have to be snakes?" Zadakh asked.The quote was just nerdy enough to confuse the snake, and Zadakh used his strength to wriggle his sword arm free and cut off the snake's head. Zadakh extricated himself from the coils of the snake's dead body, and then he said, "Maybe I should try that mind's eye thing..."

IC:"Again I am hit!" Zadakh said as he fell over. He rolled up onto his head, crossed his arms, and said, "Hm, I am at a serious disdvantage...I know! I'll use my Nerd powers like never before, by saying one of the most confusing things I can think of!"Zadakh leapt up to his feet, took a deep breath, and shouted, "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!"He then did another berserker charge, not yet realizing he could probably summon a useful Kanoka to help in thie situation.

Hm...well, I want to debut Forgotten Bond in January, so it might make sense to push Kako back and not debut two stories in one month...We'll see.

IC:Zadakh rolled along the ground, recovered from his seizure, and said, "Huh, powerful attack..."Meanwhile, Reaper said, "I regret to inform you, but the laws of Keyblades state that I can only be used by chosen Keyblade wielders."Reaper vanished from BZPP's hands and reappeared in Zadakh's hand. Zadakh said, "Oh, there you are. Now, to blindly attack!"Zadakh ran in a direction he thought might have opponents and began swinging Reaper wildly.

OOC: My apologies again on the island-flipping thing.IC:Zadakh put his hands to his optical receptors, screaming, "THE LIGHT!! IT BURNSSSSSS!!"He switched off his optical receptors, saying, "Well, if I'm gonna be blind, it should be by choice, and not painful! Oh, wait...I think I waited too long and I'm having a seizure."Zadakh fell on the ground and had a seizure, and Reaper said, "It's just like when he watched that episode of Pokemon..."

IC:"I guess no one's gonna come fight me," Zadakh said. "Ah well. I'm gonna go fight with bionic narwhals!"Zadakh swam a little ways off to the den of bionic narwhals, where he had an epic battle. What makes it so epic? Bionic narwhals have protosteel drill horns!