Deerbird-Chan

D: I spelled wrong wrongly.

:V Let's get married.

UMA JUST WANTS LOVE.

Sorry, but I have exclusive ownership to UMA BEKUZ SHE'S KAWAII DESU! =^_____^= *GLOMPS the UMA111*

@-Kopeke- Gee. Thanks a lot. :

*Friends RZ.* He might be gone, but still. Friendlytimes.

I think I skipped that boss! I knew I'd messed up somewhere - but is it possible to go all the way back through the museum without facing the Kawaii Square Pig bosses? I hate those guys.

WoW server? I play Horde on Earthen Ring, Alliance on Argent Dawn - both US servers.

I did all that and I STILL can't unlock the Super Wish Flying Lolicon level. :

:U I've been feeding them Pokéblocks and they are all now super "Cool." My relationship points is maxed out!

And yes. Your personal photo. Hypnotic. :U

I was too big for clothes in Japan. Me. Too big. 5'5" and 118 pounds is huge there, apparently. *Goes off to collect Japanese women and stick them into Pokéballs.* :U

You have very well-kept facial hair, miss. What do you use on your neck-beard? Mine always smells and I could use some help here.

Dear Lord, your personal photo... wow. D:

Always 10-year-old boys, never 17-year-old nice young ladies. :U Sailor Moon excluded.

This is true. :

I have called off the Great Purge. :U 10-year-old boys are now allowed to live.

Where I buy cool clothes in Japan? D:

*Botherbotherbother.*

Brush your teeth. :U

In retrospect, it was probably because I was taking photos every three seconds. Perhaps I should tell V.I.L.E. to hold off on the homicide.

Japan seems to be going well. Today on the train, some schoolboys kept laughing at me. As a result, I have placed an order to my crew to kill all 10-year-old boys. This was sadly necessary.

To the thrift store then, superior. :U

I visit Tokyo starting tomorrow. My goal is to steal Hello Kitty's influence. Wish me luck blending in with the locals, gumshoe.

I was dragged back after a particularly difficult and sticky prison break by an inmate I'd met during my time there. Long story, gumshoe.

No, sorry. He's dead. I killed him - or was it my associate, Anita Bath?

@ DP - Thanks. I might as well assume the identity too. :U

ACME DIES NOW.