Ka-Chan

Now this is a contest . Pet Peeve Species: Old Yeller My Name: ~Kativa~ Bio: The quiet, serene atmosphere of a discussion topic is something one cherishes. That is until an Old Yeller shows up. Spawned from a ignorant caps lock, these deluded peeves believe that it is causing no harm while talking; UNAWARE THAT ITS ONE SENTENCE POST IS AN OBNOXIOUS ALL OUT CAPITAL LETTER FEST LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY PUNCTUATION Description: This particularly annoying peeve looks like another harmless Bzp member, until it talks. It reveals a freakishly large cavity that puts those kids in the Honey Comb commercials to shame. I have one, can't really say I like it. I was only able to get it to shut up after I shoved a LaZboy recliner into it's mouth. Pet Peeve Species:Pica'huge My Name: ~Kativa~ Bio: This peeve is yet another species ignorant of it's massive annoyance factor. Like the Old Yellers, these are also big and obnoxious. These critters appear out of nowhere in a sig *usually a new members* and increase a topics actual length by more then a quarter of it's actual post bio-mass. When one of these things is around, you had better hope it only appears once, lest your topic be 6 times larger then it really is. Description:No two Pica'huges are alike. Some doubt any are the same speices as the other. However, they all have two things in common. One, they take on the appearence of a unedited image in a sig. Second and last, they're freaking huge. They bloat topics to dangerous proportions, to the point of exploding. I used to have one, but after a member kindly warned me of their lethal potential, I banished it. Pet Peeve Species: Lookness Monster. My Name:~Kativa~ Bio: Unlike the other peeves, this species is more then aware of the devastation it leaves in it's wake.This sick creature spends the time to look and read fan-fiction, but doesn't bother doing anything else, leaving the ambitous and well done story to die. Like the Lochness Monster, there is indisputable evidence that it is there, yet it never actually reveals itself. Description: A treacherous, sleek and slimy creature that glides through the Library forum, reading topics with it's large eyeball. The better the story is, the more it's likely to turn around and sail away, laughing rudely *Unless the member is popular or a celebrity. If this is the case, it proceeds to be a kiss-up* I don't own one, infact I protest against such creatures being allowed into the Library forum.