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    So I Thought

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    So I woke up and looked inside the inside of the refrigerator. No eggs. No milk. Then I realized I had cut my forehead, and was wearing that dress that's so white, but so dirty.
     
    First, to the forehead. Bandaid to the spot.
     
    Then to the dress.
     
    Except I was a girl
     
    Weeeeeiiiiird.
     
    That doesn't normally happen. No, not at all.
     
    I shrugged it off, and went to get the mail. The dress, however, had no sleeves, and I started to freeze...literally. In a few minutes times I was a frozen block of ice.
     
    Skip three thousand years into the future.
     
    My dress is still there, and still dirty. Gotta get those stains off. But my forehead feels fine.
     
    I look around. No cars, streets, homes, streetlights. What the heck?! What kind of strange future can this be? Or...did I just fall asleep?
     
    A donkey came up behind me and scared the livin' you-know-what out of me. It nuzzled its nose on my dirty dress and all my stains vanished, but my forehead began to bleed again.
     
    I was confused. Very.
     
    Then the donkey started to talk...yeah, talk.
     
    "What on earth are you doing on my lawn?" it asked.
     
    "Uh...your lawn?"
     
    "Yeah! Beat it, kid."
     
    I ran, slowly at first, but then much quicker. Much, much quicker. But my now-clean dress was prohibiting me in my attempt to flee. I looked down to pick up the bottom of the dress, but it wasn't there. Or any other articles of clothing.
     
    It was only after then that I woke up.
     
    I was a boy again, which I was much thankful for. Being a girl just wasn't for me. Besides, dresses are so stupid.
     
    "Thank goodness, it was only a dream!" I exclaimed.
     
    "Says you." said a donkey who was floating in the air above me.
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    Imagine All The Girls

    By -SZ-,

    ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
     
    and the boys
     
    ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
     
    and the strings
     
    ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
     
    and the drums
     
    the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums the drums
     
    oh
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    Forget That...

    By -SZ-,

    As if I wasn't already not here...
     
    ...I'll be leavin' here anyways.
     
    Don't much care for the site. Don't much care for Bionicle. I'm really gettin' too old for it. But maybe one of these days I'll break out the sets again and start MOCing. Such fun.
     
    Anyways.
     
    See ya 'round.
     
     
    -River Tam
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    Something Rational

    By -SZ-,

    It seems like it's been a while since I've posted something rational here, so I figured that tonight's as good a night as any.

    Am I the only one who is driven crazy by how hard it is to play the guitar solo in My Chemical Romance's Dead!? I mean, that thing is insane. It starts off nice and easy, sure enough, then it hits you with all those low notes that I can't even hear! Good grief! Then, to make matters worse, it gets unbelievably fast. MY FINGERS DON'T MOVE THAT FAST, GERARD! (Or whatever his name is with the poofy hair.) Sure, I bet they hammer, but still. Gosh people.

    Any help, pweese?


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    Rationality To The Wayside

    By -SZ-,

    Fruity Oaty Bars
    Make a man out of a mouse
    Fruity Oaty Bars
    Make you burst out of your blouse
    Eat them all the time
    Let them blow your mind
    WOW!
    (Random Chinese guy)
    Fruity Oaty Bars
    Fruity Oaty Bars


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    Name Change Successful

    By -SZ-,

    Don't be afraid.

    That's what it says, don't be afraid...

    But you are afraid.

    You're afraid we're going to run out of air. That we'll die gasping.

    But we won't.

    That's not going to happen...

    ...

    We'll freeze to death first.


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